Beth Griffin

Adventurer. Wife. Mom. makeup. dogs.

[Beth Griffin @ChrysalisMama]

@ABC If they really wanted to help they’d make insurance companies cover the ultrasound that we require w every mammogram. I pay $600 a year for my screening.

[Beth Griffin @ChrysalisMama]

@NatashaNicholes Bean & cheese burritos, anything with rice and most soups 😋

[Beth Griffin @ChrysalisMama]

Thank you @Andy and @andersoncooper for a fabulous transition into 2021!!! You too @SnoopDogg hopefully this is the way the whole rest of the year goes!! ♥️♥️♥️

[Beth Griffin @ChrysalisMama]

Thissss:
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[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

If we ask you to stay home we should also send you money so you can can do so.

[Beth Griffin @ChrysalisMama]

@saltymamas My 6 year old is a wake up girl. She came in 4am to tell me it was “technically” morning so she was gonna play Barbies. Mommy is so tired now 😴

[Beth Griffin @ChrysalisMama]

@gfishandnuggets @saltymamas Omg both of my kids call it that too! ♥️

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

He spent 4 years golfing. And people are still voting for him. I will never understand it

[PACRONYM @PACRONYM]

Ahead of #WorldPostDay, we have a very important message from your friendly local mail carrier. 🇺🇸

[Beth Griffin @ChrysalisMama]

My kids finishing zoom-school for the day is the new 5pm. So long bra! 😂

[Stacie Burrows @stacie_burrows]

I’m going to need a @Lin_Manuel lyrical hip hop musical stat to break down why delaying the election is unconstitutional.

[Law⚡️ @LawJSharma]

We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode. #WearAMask

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

God is looking down on humans right now thinking, “Damn. Maybe I should try dinosaurs again?”

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

TIME Magazine just announced its Person of the Year: it's sourdough bread.

[Beth Griffin @ChrysalisMama]

PRO TIP: get out playdough or something they usually get over in 3 seconds- let them play for 2 seconds then say, “in 10 minutes we're putting that away to clean or...(insert thing they don't want to do HERE) Guess who will play quietly and avoid eye contact for like an HOUR??

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Never imagined the best way to flex on rival dads would be with bread baking tips.

[m @msnetik]

i spent quarantine writing an entire musical about the life of Alexander Hamilton and you would not believe what I have just fucking found out

[Beth Griffin @ChrysalisMama]

You know it’s day 39 of quarantine when making plans is thinking things like “maybe I’ll wear earrings tomorrow, that sounds fun!”

[Beth Griffin @ChrysalisMama]

My daughter, at 5 years old, is 100% clear on how one is to live ones best life: