Dad, husband, Asst. Fire Chief, avid motorcycler. Triton Nation. Husker fan. SKOL Vikings. No lazy freeloaders. If you're not an asset you're a liability.
Smokey and the Bandit turns 49 today. If it weren’t for a space saga from a galaxy far, far away, it would’ve been '77’s biggest hit. Burt Reynolds starred, but Jackie Gleason flat-out steals the movie. Now, gimme a diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper, ’cause I’m in a goddamn hurry.
THE CAMARO IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!
After being axed in 2024, Chevrolet is officially reviving the legend as the 2028 SEVENTH-GEN CAMARO. Built on the updated Alpha 2 platform, it stays true RWD muscle with a rumored turbo-4 base, a monstrous 6.7L twin-turbo V8 making over 530 hp, and — yes — a possible 6-speed manual. There’s even talk of a four-door version to take on the Charger.
American pony cars are fighting back hard.
Who else is hyped for the 2028 Camaro to return and shake up the Mustang vs. Charger wars? Drop your dream spec below! 👇
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See a ‘Sports Parent’ sitting alone?
There is a reason.
- No drama.
- No negativity.
- No ignorance.
- No complaining.
- No badmouthing coaches or refs.
They just want to enjoy watching their child play.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Like most men, I found shopping boring and just wanted to get in and get out. My wife, on the other hand, like most women, loves to browse.
Yesterday, my wife received a letter from the store manager:
Dear Mrs. Harris,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and, regrettably, have been forced to ban both of you from shopping here.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and documented by our video surveillance cameras:
June 15 – Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly placed them in other customers’ carts when they weren’t looking.
July 2 – Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
July 7 – Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
July 19 – Approached an employee and said in an official tone, “Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.” This caused the employee to leave her station, get reprimanded by her supervisor, trigger a union grievance, and cost management time and money. (For the record, we do not have a Code 3.)
August 4 – Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
August 14 – Moved a “Caution – Wet Floor” sign to a carpeted area.
August 15 – Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could join if they brought pillows and blankets from the bedding department; twenty children complied.
August 23 – When a clerk asked if he could help him, he began crying and yelled, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” EMTs were called.
September 4 – Looked directly into a security camera and used it as a mirror while picking his nose.
September 10 – While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
October 3 – Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
October 6 – In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna Look” using various sizes of funnels.
October 18 – Hid in a clothing rack and, when people browsed through, shouted, “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
October 22 – Upon hearing a store announcement, assumed a fetal position and screamed, “OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!”
Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.
October 23 – Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled loudly, “Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!” One of the clerks passed out.
Sincerely,
The Store Manager
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