Mike.

just be cool and normal.

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@AgentZero

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@codyclarke girls want to have fun.

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@dripcollect0r Guys take it super personally when you show them a better way of doing things

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@adam_piron Some say he's wearing facial prosthetics, when he's just wearing a mirror.

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@robbermaniac Suckin tiddies at the function until they charge me corkage

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@PYR0NIDES “The greeks invented sex, but the Romans perfected it by replacing the men with women”

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@bushsoftware already looks better than first light.

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@Bobbythirdway See it all the time with engineer type dudes with girls that work hospitality cheating on them with bartenders and line cooks

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@ImHisTopGuy Taaaaake These broken wiiings and learn to fly agaaain

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@robbermaniac Poe coded

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@Jason______A

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@robbermaniac People think Europe as nothing more than a background for the insight a fortune cookie gives them. The butterfly trampstamp to a bible quote in an IG bio

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@robbermaniac Few

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@MatrixPrime_ all the edgy nihilists who say nothing matters get really upset when someone tells them that everything actually matters lol

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@sneako America is so fucking rad

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@barneyxbt Dudes literally live in a time where computers do 95% of the toil for them and still find a way to complain about it instead of just doing the thing

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maybe the reason you haven't made it yet is because you've spent all your time trying to help yourself instead of solving a problem for someone else?

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@rfkenmore @acleansingflame They got 36” inseam?

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@Y0K0S0N Creditmax, get an advanced degree, do whatever you can to springboard yourself into a country which will compensate you appropriately for your work.

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@amishescapee You remind me of that one Disney princess lol