BREAKING: A massive Republican scandal hits as 5 out 10 GOP candidates for Governor of Michigan are ruled ineligible to appear on the ballot because of numerous invalid signatures on their nominating petitions. RT IF YOU REALIZE THAT REPUBLICANS ARE THE ONES DOING ELECTION FRAUD!
BREAKING: The House votes 414-9 in favor of a bill ensuring access to baby formula with low-income women, infants, and children (WIC) benefits during this shortage.
All 9 NO votes were Republicans, including Boebert, Gaetz, Gohmert, Gosar, Massie, and Marjorie Taylor Greene.
BREAKING NEWS: Don Jr. and Ivanka Trump announce that they won’t comply with the subpoenas issued against them earlier today by New York Attorney General Letitia James. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THEY SHOULD BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT AND BE ARRESTED IMMEDIATELY!
BREAKING: The United States, China, Russia, the UK, and France release a rare statement affirming a commitment to avoid nuclear war because it "cannot be won and must never be fought" and to stop further proliferation of nukes. RT IF YOU FEEL SAFER WITH BIDEN AS PRESIDENT!
BREAKING: Jared Schmeck, the 35-year-old dad who tried to troll President Biden during a Christmas call by saying "Let's Go Brandon," whines that liberals are "trying to silence" him because we are criticizing his asinine behavior. RT IF YOU THINK SHMECK IS A SCHMUCK!