CinemaWorld

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[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

Hi Kishore! Next time you pirate a film, we’ll get a lion to sniff seat E16, track you down, and eat those hands that committed the felony 🦁

[Kishore Kumar 🐦 @thisiskishore91]

Disappointed with @cineworld #Superscreen in Hounslow Cineworld. Is this what you’re advising in social media? Worst Theatrical experience ever #Cineworld #Superscreen #London #4DX #MufasaTheLionKing #Mufasa

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

Hi Will! No one is being forced to eat ‘hala’ hotdogs, but they do offer HALAL hotdogs for people who don’t enjoy eating swine! 🐷 Judging by the state of you, your mother has probably been too intimate with a pig once or twice 🥵. Lay off the pork Cannibal 🫵😄!

[william benstock @will6310]

@cineworld hi there why you forcing customers to eat hala dogs? I want a a proper hot dog containing pork not hala chicken!!! Disgraceful

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

Hi Matt! Maybe that pointy white hat is tied too tightly around your head for you to understand
that to keep cinemas alive, they will look for an alternate audience😱. We did colonise them tbh the least the UK could do is show a few Indian films here and there🤪

[Matt @theseagull_14]

Why are @cineworld only catering for a certain demographic at some cinemas - Bollywood etc . This is why I gave my unlimited card. Show on or two fine. But to show so many is a disgrace- we are an English county , not India and Asia .

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

Hi Hamzah! Most of Cineworld customers are completely fine with holding their extremely lightweight food in their hands and using provided cup holders for those HEAVY drinks; if you’re struggling with this, we recommend doing more arm days in the gym 💪🏼. Thanks!☺️

[Hamzah_Bhuta @Hamzah_Bhuta]

Cineworld cinemas needs a full REVAMP.

They need new nachos, new cinema projectors, new seats, new popcorn

@cineworld make this happen.

Why is there no table to even put our food 😭

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

Hi Robert! Thanks for reaching out 😊. Probably because he has dementia😵‍💫. Hope this helps!

[Robert Langham @CoasterRobfan1]

@cineworld So why did Bruce Willis announce publicly Die Hard IS NOT A Christmas Film

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

Hi Hypersonic! Sorry to hear that you think we suck ass 😔. We wouldn’t call being caught in the screen 2 fire exit getting busy with 7 different homeless people and smothering each other with multiple barrels of oil we were missing from our popping delivery “for no reason”😱🧴

[Hypersilv3r (FN Pirate Token hunter) 🏳️‍⚧️ @Hypersilv3r]

@In4pitude Cineworld sucks ass, I would know, they fired my dad for no reason, it's why I go to vue now

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

Hi Amy! Sadly, we will not be showing Sonic 3 due to the various hate crimes that Sonic’s committed since the sequel was released, ranging from acts of racism to affiliations with Human Trafficking organisations; we can’t support this kind of behaviour, I hope you understand! 😊

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

Hi Daily☺️! We’re pretty sure we’ve replied to you before regarding this issue🙄. We’re a bit confused as to what you mean by ‘broken’ hands; they seem to be working perfectly when tweeting constant hate towards Cineworld, borderline stalker behaviour 😳. Give your hand a rest👋!

[The Daily Arts Corner @TheDailyArtsCo1]

@cineworld No movies with Cineworld, and no broken hands from grabby staff, but I have loved going to see despicable me with your competitor who cares for disabled customers

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

Hi Steve! We are genuinely so disturbed and infuriated with this information. PLEASE let a member of staff know next time this happens so they can remove them from the screen and deal with them accordingly (if you get our drift🔫). Customers should not have to through this .

[Steve S @SJSF75]

@cineworld What a load of hogwash! Why they can't move one seat away, the viewing angle is nearly still the same. No, it's lazy, thoughtless customers who can't adhere to the seats that they choose at time on booking! Sort it out!!!

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

Hi Nick! Sorry you couldn’t watch what you wanted😭btw, you should be careful how you word your tweets as this is coming across as prejudice against a group of discriminated individuals - something you should be conscious of 🏳️‍🌈😉. Have a good day gaymer!

[Nick VP 🎮 @NickVPgamer]

@cineworld No it's fine, I'll go elsewhere. Obviously Wolverhampton is only interested in showing Asian movies and movies released 20 years ago

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

Hi Anth☺️! With all due respect, if you’ve watched over 100 films (which is about one every three days) why haven’t you figured out the ads are between 20-30 mins? We hope it doesn’t take you 83+ hours to understand this reply 😉

[Anth Allsopp @AnthonyJAllsopp]

@cineworld With all due respect that FAQ is an absolute joke. I saw over 100 films at Cineworld last year, why should I waste an cumulative 83+ hours of my life annually watching the same ads on repeat when you could just tell people what time the films are actually starting instead?

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

@jdhowells80 Are burning people a joke to you James? The staff would’ve been doing their fire safety procedures, as they are trained to do😉. You got out unscathed, didn’t you?

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

Hi James☺️! We’re sorry to hear that your film was interrupted😞. I think the staff were more concerned with the fact that there could’ve potentially been people burning alive 🔥💀😵 than a customer who wanted a freebie!

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

@RobbieBowen121 @Mick_O_Keeffe Hi Tommy Rob- I mean Grand Wiz- I mean Robbie 🤭. We would rather you stream your white propaganda films at home and let the “80%” of Indians have fun at our inclusive establishment😉. Make sure your white robes are spotless for your next march!

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

@RAIPR @cineworld @IMAX @THX Initially, we were on your side☺️, but that ‘🤬’ response suggests an utter dismissal of Cineworld’s attempt to resolve the situation. We don’t want your “fam’s” ears to be assaulted, you get me 😎? You should be grateful you have the privilege to spend £82 on the experience 🤑!

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

@Rabid_Womble @cineworld PETE NEEDS A TINKLE!!

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

@ElGordoSteel @cineworld A) Staff with formal shirts who carry name badges labelled ‘MANAGER’ are probably part of the management 😱!
B) You can actually see the movie you came to watch, as that is what a cinema is intended for 🤯!
After your film is finished, you can always talk to a member of staff!

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

@Nattyshine @cineworld Hi Natty! Sorry to hear you’re disappointed with the CORRECT information staff provided you with 😞. To use your Bluelight advantages, you must purchase vouchers beforehand and then staff can redeem them in store for you! You should appreciate the discount and not complain🙄.

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

@ZeeZeeJAM @cineworld Hi ZeeZee! Not sure if you’ve been living under a rock big enough to accommodate your 6ft son, but ID is required by law when an individual looks under the age of the films certificate😉! Also, height ≠ age😱. Hope this helps in the future!

[CinemaWorld @Cinewolrd]

@Bill626 @Cakes_Comics Hi BarkingMad. We are slightly concerned that your ‘biggest issue’ is regarding film times and not current world issues…🤔 Friendly reminder that the cinema times are not controlled by staff, neither do they revolve around your schedule😉. Hope this clears up any confusion!