Claire Husen

[NPR Interns @NPRinterns]

if your girl listens to Up First that's not your girl, that's Steve Inskeep's girl

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

huh, just found this ultra-rare Lana Del Rey single in the bin at a record store. i guess she wrote it for a movie soundtrack but, uh... i kinda think she was a weird choice... https://t.co/EJHVlBe3Nk

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

The military industrial complex has so much undue influence on American foreign policy & the only way the situation will change is if We the People demand a fundamentally new conversation. #WagePeace

[finest @Neyogems]

stranger at the library: can you watch my stuff?
me:

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[Aidan Smith @aidan_smx]

The implication here is that poor people are poor because they waste money on nice clothes while billionaires live a modest lifestyle.

In reality Zuckerberg has spent almost $150,000,000 on property in Hawaii and has sued Native Hawaiians to force them to give up their land.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S. https://t.co/9OrohtoKAu

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me & two of my kids:
woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?"
me: yes
her: "Are you pulling my leg?"
me: no, we are all directly related to him

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Bless your heart.

[Elliot @nameoftheyear]

My favorite category of shitpost is "mockup of a nonexistent product I saw in my dreams"

[James @CaucasianJames]

as a kid i wanted to be lebron james. now, i want to be gerald

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

niall is calling the election for biden. it’s over folks

[John Lewis @repjohnlewis]

The right to vote is precious, almost sacred. It is the most powerful nonviolent tool or instrument in a democratic society. We must use it.

[Attorney General Keith Ellison @AGEllison]

There are a few reports of disinformation robocalls. Here are the FACTS:

ALL VOTING ENDS at 8PM TONIGHT. You can vote if you’re in line by 8pm. Do NOT arrive later.

Voting is easy, secure and SAFE. Just wear a mask when you go!

Don’t let anyone steal your voice or your vote.

[Nate Lerner @NathanLerner]

Just a reminder that 9/11 first responders had to spend years fighting Republicans in Congress to cover the cost of their medical expenses.

[lyn @G1NLUVR]

was not expecting this from my chem professor but i’m also not complaining

[in BLM, matter is the MINIMUM @haleyhalv22]

It’s almost like access to the internet and childcare services are essential needs in the 21st century??? But some of us can’t even get h2o or mail, so wishful thinking 🤷🏼‍♀️