jake meyer clarinet

I play the clarinet. Performer, teacher, reader, swimmer. Stp. he/him.

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

If this happens, Trump and the GOP fucked around and found out massively.

Darline Graham is one of the least qualified nominees to be a US Senator in living memory.

[Maximilian 🥰🌊 @MaxMaaxMaaax]

Remember to practice self-care tonight.

Drink as much caffeine and alcohol you can starting at 6 pm when polls first close. Since one is a stimulant and one is a depressant, they’ll combine harmoniously in your system, allowing you to remain alert yet calm as results pour in.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Too many left-wing Democrats are traitors to the party.

by Haley Stevens

[clara / casey ☘︎ @capy_clara]

genuinely my only frame of reference for lindsay graham is cole escolas impression of if he got cast in Oh Mary

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

he will be more useful to this earth as the dirt he will become

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

It’s always good to eulogize your friends with “is dead!”

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

How come everyone forces introverts to leave their comfort zone for a while but no one forces extroverts to shut the fuck up for a while

[D.A. Bullock @BullyCreative]

Right wing framing will have you questioning whether we deserve this small value of our labor or can afford it (easily yes to both by the way).

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Super disappointing decision for St Paul to enact these sweeps without at the VERY least coordinating with orgs on the ground to help facilitate a transition. Feels like a Frey-coded move designed mostly to pander at the expense of the most vulnerable people in the community

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

So glad he’s getting excellent government funded care after spending his entire political career trying to block everyone else from having the same.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Mitch McConnell is in the hospital.

But, he won't have to worry about medical bills or skipping tests because he has high-quality, government-subsidized healthcare — the same thing he has spent his career cutting for tens of millions of Americans.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Serena Williams' retirement. The tennis legend is returning to competition and will play doubles at Queen's Club in London.

[MaplehoodUnited @MaplehoodUnited]

BUILD SPRUCE TREE CENTRE 2 YOU COWARDS!
THE TIME IS NOW!

[Frederick Melo, Reporter/Axolotl @FrederickMelo]

Personally I think I got the closest shots of anybody on the Internet. Prove me wrong… ;)

[MaplehoodUnited @MaplehoodUnited]

Urge Saint Paul Civic Leaders to build a second Spruce Tree Centre at the demolished Midway CVS!
Like, Share, and Sign the Petition!

https://t.co/apWLBuIVqE

[saoirse ronan files @saoirsefiles]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️

[jake meyer clarinet @ClarinetingMSP]

Ok I finally did it, I made a 5 hour narrative playlist of all the Taylor Swift / 1975 songs that lowkey/highkey reference each other please enjoy 😇
@1989healy

https://t.co/XJ84KH3GiX

[Mike Norton @NortonMpls]

Keep hearing about how Uptown is dead, but I’ve got a pretty exciting Friday night cooking here