Clark Haskins

Site Reliability Engineer, big data, stream processing, geek, beer snob, Hummer guru

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

@AmazonHelp astro needs help! Tried to send it to charge for 20 minutes, it just kept driving over the charger. #amazonastro

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

For some stupid reason the MyQ Tesla integration doesn’t support gates! This is super lame…..

[LinkedIn Engineering @LinkedInEng]

RSVP for our virtual Stream Processing Meetup on April 7! It'll feature talks about #ApacheKafka, #ApacheFlink, and #Brooklin from experts at LinkedIn and @NetflixEng. https://t.co/uS1OqHk242

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

Must be one heck of a sugar cone! @DoorDash @ColdStone

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

@criccomini @jaykreps @junrao @nehanarkhede @bonkoif @martinkl @ChinmaySoman @KishoreBytes @felixgv @byte_array @shirshanka @cwsteinbach @BlueBoxTraveler Don’t forget @criccomini was there too!

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

Ditch is out, luckily it went into the bigger ditch. @MRGCD

[Todd Palino ツ @bonkoif]

Krit has been an amazing asset to the Kafka team at @LinkedInEng, and I’m so happy to have him join us!

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

Glad they made it!

[H4TW Ecuador @H4twE]

We receive medical supplies. 😁😁
Thank you for your support @CharityH4TW.

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

For anyone trying to use the USB serial console on Aruba mobility controllers, this is the driver you need https://t.co/GahPrKynhn

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

Very cool @UPS Back to the future?

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

Good morning @verizon, thanks for the 6:12AM wake up text telling me my payment was processed! Happy to consult with you on how you could leverage #kafka and #samza to keep your customers happy.

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

It gets better, a @SouthwestAir employee has to check the first bag on the carousel to see where it came from so screens and announcements can be made.

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

Hey, @IFlyOAKland if there was a competition for the longest time waiting for bags you would win!

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

great idea!

[Patrick McKenzie @patio11]

In "Wait, why doesn't literally everyone do this?", we implemented something where, if you request a call from your Stripe account, it shows you two random numbers.

When we call you, we read you the first number (to prove that we're Stripe) and then ask you for the second.

[Brian Kahn @blkahn]

This @weatherchannel visualization of storm surge is an amazing and sobering use of technology to show what hurricanes like Florence can do

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

@alicekeeler @Grammarly Can’t wait!

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

Meet Todd Palino! In our interview, you can learn about his career and the amazing work he has done on my team @ LinkedIn. https://t.co/TYRoGqIiNo via @LinkedInEng

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

@hqtrivia no questions are coming through :( . Perhaps you need some SREs for the new year :P

[Clark Haskins @ClarkHaskins]

Hey, @YamahaAV what happened to the MusicCast skill for Alexa?

[Apache Samza @samzastream]

Dec 4th Stream Processing meetup @LinkedIn! We will cover Samza-SQL, Slack on Samza, and Kafka in Uber. Come join us!
https://t.co/W5tkAKvtWb