Clay Goodpasture

actor, commedianne, writer, beef jerky tester, porn star, stay-at-home mom InstaHo: claygoodyp

[Clay Goodpasture @ClayGoodpasture]

@GovPritzker Tons of helicopters flying over Chicago tonight. I'm assuming it's due to the raids. Is there anything that can be done to make it where they can't fly?

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"That's not gay" -@andersoncooper 😂🤣

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@Libs_OfChicago @SimonMDoughty You are correct. Block the street. Cars/trucks go in parking spots or double parked blocking the street.
Bikes go in bike lanes.
Bikers have worked very hard to have dedicated bike lanes. We did not fight for truck unloading and Uber passenger drop off lanes.

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@ashvinlad @AldLawson @knudsenfor43 A train of scared people scurried off. "I looked for someone to tell" but didn't care enough about the other guy to call 911. I just want to bitch but I def wasn't willing to help out other people.
#hungergames #AtLeastImOk #EveryOneForThemself

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@briantylercohen We have the first "pokemon go to the polls" of the 2024 race...
#donaldduck

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@EW Is Entertainment Weekly turning into @TheOnion?

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You know how when your friends talk you into joining a kickball league cause they think "it's going to be fun" but you know that it is a relationship ending decision because you have no eye-hand-feet coordination and don't have a competitive bone in your body. #fml

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@PatrickJDoody @DollyParton @NailedIt Ha! It was a little dry and very sweet.

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It’s a sloppy mess… just like that hussy Jolene. I’m not sure @DollyParton would approve of this cake but maybe @NailedIt will give me a call 😂💀 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

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I wasn't expecting this level of service from my mobile provider! Spreading quick. Get your vaccine before you have to google what "pustulate" means.
#monkeypox #covidpart2butwithsores #pustulate #MonkeyJunkie

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@CatDrawingGuy - finally got to try out the #FartPedal with @JonasFriddle. It went squishingly

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We put up monuments to the patriots who fought against America on January 6th. Please don't tear them down, because history.

23rd St. and Broadway. Today only until 11pm. #DailyShowMonuments

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@Sonos - you suck. That's all.

https://t.co/vhCrnWaUnY

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@kentnish has some large cojones.
https://t.co/DrwP4u73wU

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Keep getting reminded how lucky I was to go to @bereacollege. #DesmondTutu was interwoven into the fabric of Berea with his daughter being an alum and him speaking at graduation. I'm worried that we are not replacing folks like #bellhooks and him as quickly as we are losing them

[Berea College @bereacollege]

Berea College is deeply saddened about the death of bell hooks, Distinguished Professor in Residence in Appalachian Studies, prodigious author, public intellectual and one of the country’s foremost feminist scholars. https://t.co/C56bmPLdUn

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@gobeyondhunger meet @Venmo

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Obsessed with #thewaydown! @chrissyteigen - Where are the bodies?!? @hbomax please greenlight 2 more episodes -
We must know!

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@PNCBank_Help This is a very frustrating answer. Every big bank has a plaid integration besides PNC. Can you please work on this with Plaid?

[Clay Goodpasture @ClayGoodpasture]

Gotta xtra jimmy johns in the fridge if anyone is hungry.