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Just a dude walkin’ down the street having a good time.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Is this real?

[Clay Money @ClayMoney_9]

Elvis has left the building.

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“Oh Luke we have a malfunction in fire control. I’ll have to cut in the auxiliary.” When you hear this, the empire is already striking back.

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Young age is thinking you’re Luke Skywalker. Old age is realizing you’re actually Darth Vader.

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Every single commercial for all sports channels are for Kay jewelers, wedding venues, and Christmas ornaments. Are they trying to tell us something?

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My friend asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public.

I said maybe.

[Clay Money @ClayMoney_9]

Why the hell are they making a new Mighty Ducks movie? The first three were all masterpieces.

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Now they’re playing The Smashing Pumpkins. Colorado just ruining everything for me rn

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As much as I hate the avs, I love blink -182. Not as much as Laura Branigan, tho.

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@goldenloverzone @AOTheAccountant

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Hofer flew too close to the sun with those two empty net shots. Stay in the net, kid.

[Clay Money @ClayMoney_9]

“Hey…pssst….it’s a rottler pest control penalty kill. You didn’t hear this from me.”

[Clay Money @ClayMoney_9]

@shirtsthtgohard @reallifeofwang

[International Association for Suicide Prevention @IASPinfo]

Taking time to reach out to someone in your community could change the course of their life. You can #BeTheLight.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“So, we’re gonna trade the whole farm for Russ. Give him a contract extension. Build the team around him”

“Got it”

“Then on 4th & 4 @ Seattle with 1:00 left we’re gonna drain the clock to kick the 2nd longest FG in NFL history and THEN you’re gonna use all your timeouts”

[Clay Money @ClayMoney_9]

Ever been so upset about something you decided to make the most delicious pasta imaginable? Not me…😂😭

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I applied for a job hanging mirrors.

It's something I can see myself doing.

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@davecullinane Fuck you cullinane

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking, but he is.