He may be the best manager England have ever had on paper but surely nobody actually agrees with his choices… First tournament in the last 10 years where I haven’t been singing “it’s coming home.” No Palmer, no party!
🚨🎙️ Peter Drury after Chelsea 3–0 Wolves:
“Every key moment ended with an ‘O’… GustO, PedrO, NetO, GarnachO, EstevaO, and even EnzO won MOTM.
Everything was paying tribute…
to the number of UCLs Arsenal have won.”
Me: I earn £100k
HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k
Me: I bought a car
HMRC: VAT applied
Me: I want to gift my kid £5k
HMRC: Taxed
Me: I made money from crypto
HMRC: You mean we made money
Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted
HMRC: That’s income. Tax it
Me: I bought a house
HMRC: Stamp duty please
Me: I want to retire
HMRC: Pay tax on your pension
Gm. Public service announcement:
if you’re a gobby little shite of a teenager reading this (or indeed a parent with one),
go enjoy the outdoors in weather like this but please try not to be a cunt for once in your life - pick your shit up and put it in the bin!