Cloud Cray

Healthcare tech nerd, programmer, casual maker, bird enthusiast, ADHD

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

@The_PunKing All that talk of "different sets of books" and "forensic accounting" and "hidden personal bookkeeping version" and "unknown but accessible email address"

Bro just say "they tracked it in a Google sheet, with a couple different versions"

Like chill with the lawyerspeak

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

@ImKingGinger "...found critical data including three separate Star Wars Lot spreadsheets. These included an unknown, but accessible email account maintained by Ms. Law."

"forensic accounting"

"...hidden personal bookkeeping version..."

What a weird way to say "tracked it in a Google Sheet"

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@cleveland19news Excited for all the Cleveland parents who are about to get a lesson in "meteors vs meteorites" from their kids after school today

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

Can't wait for thousands of Ohioans to learn the difference between meteors and meteorites (and meteoroids!) from their kids or their pedantic coworkers or strangers on the internet today!

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The Boom in West Cleveland / southwestern Lake Erie area was likely due to a meteor impact at 9:01am

per National Weather Service, Cleveland

[NWS Cleveland @NWSCLE]

@jacecraftmiller The latest GLM imagery (1301Z) does suggest that the boom was a result of a meteor.

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

@NWSCLE Guys, wake up - you forgot to forecast this meteor impact

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@NASA, my friends, can y'all give us a heads up next time you're testing this stuff in Cleveland?

https://t.co/LM16hVtALx

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

Loud boom in Cleveland - heard and felt it in Westlake. Seems like people felt it in a ~40mi radius at least?

First guess is Sonic boom? Anything flying over 50k ft could cover that wide an area, and that includes most hypersonic aircraft

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

It is 2026 and we still let Slack get away with using a Heart icon for the "symbols" emoji, while the actual ❤️🩷🧡💙 all live in the "Smiley & People" section

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

@UberEats I’m sorry ANTHONY - I wanted to add another $5 to the tip, but the Uber Eats app kept changing it to +$14.76

So, double the original tip + $5

Any time you try to add more, it automatically adds whatever you already tipped, plus the amount you entered.

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

@HomeNewTab hey, y'all know your extension broke this week? Check recent reviews in the Chrome Web Store

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

@spinitbackzed A meme template is not the same thing as an homage

Once all of these shows put the clip in their actual show, then you might have an Akira slide - that's show paying homage

If a bunch of fans do it, it's a meme template

See: "THINK MARK THINK"

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

@asimbawe Y'all - Nov 2021 was the crypto crash.

Crypto market peaked at $3 trillion, then the market crashed and wiped out about $2 trillion (over like 6 months, but it started in Nov 2021)

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

@Anon10293847452 @DAKKADAKKA1 Except a couple of Clever Girls

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

@DOGE__news "There's a woman in a boat, Anna Lake, wearing a coat".

Use your ears, not your lyin' eyes - captions misleading

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

@dimension20show Breaking News: the entire development team behind Baldur's Gate 3 has resigned

Former Lead Developer John Baldurman has started a new game studio and announced its first project - an Open World, Sandbox RPG titled "American Girl Doll Shoe Simulator", expected to ship late 2027

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

@krishdotdev That's one of those "bugs" you hear so much about. If you don't spray for them once or twice a year, they get into your code.

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@_Johnex @GithubProjects

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@jaredwray @_trish_xD The entire company's internal admin site (reporting, QA, time tracking, etc) was built in https://t.co/7zyRZu7JSi with a https://t.co/SpnSC1735I backend

Why, you ask?

Because the whole thing stemmed as an Excel macro in VBA. Worst case of scope creep I've ever seen.

[Cloud Cray @CloudCray]

@_trish_xD Ruby - company had a Ruby on Rails monolith. I had to occasionally review PRs and test changes locally, but didn't write much personally.

The language itself made sense, but I really didn't see advantages over other scripting languages like Python or Javascript even Lua