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Gillian Anderson as cricket tops - a thread

[Corpulent Cricketers' Club #antiracism @ClubCorpulent]

@Daisy_Swain Hi Daisy. I'm a journalist and a friend of your former colleague Rob McKay in Glasgow. Could I have your email address?

[David Desi Pub Dason @DavidJesudason]

Looking for people who have struggled with the company Wine Drops. Cancelling subscriptions. Over promising. Over charging. Please get in touch

[David Desi Pub Dason @DavidJesudason]

Find me on https://t.co/V7n3wmKYWT

[Brewery Workers Union @BreweryUnion]

Please read this article all about Noora's predicament, written by @DavidJesudason

https://t.co/KTIaeWO8hX

[David Desi Pub Dason @DavidJesudason]

I’m finished on here x

[Corpulent Cricketers' Club #antiracism @ClubCorpulent]

‘We scored 556 in a test match and lost by an innings’

[Gina Miller @thatginamiller]

Dear @hmtreasury @darrenpjones

Please can you launch an investigation and possible prosecution of the Conservative Ministers who misappropriated hundreds of millions of our taxes to film videos for their social media channels.

Misappropriation of public funds is a financial crime, under the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 which defines financial crime as including any 'offence involving fraud or dishonesty.'

Gina Miller - a UK taxpayer

Repost if you agree!

@BestForBritain
@BBCNewsnight
@BBCr4today
@Haggis_UK

[David Desi Pub Dason @DavidJesudason]

I’m not leaving Twitter. They want it to be a monocultured, far-right forum. My need to post blurred photos of pints outweighs this

[Corpulent Cricketers' Club #antiracism @ClubCorpulent]

@FunSoph Holy fuck. Where’s Scottish Alba, now!

[David Desi Pub Dason @DavidJesudason]

It’s time to apologise @BrewDog

[David Desi Pub Dason @DavidJesudason]

I’m shocked that a party lead by a guy who used to chauffeur Enoch Powell, sung Hitler Youth songs, blamed immigrants for traffic, said they shouldn’t be treated if they are HIV positive and calls Putin ‘brilliant’ could be racist

[David Desi Pub Dason @DavidJesudason]

When your phone’s been stolen and you log into Google Photos

[David Desi Pub Dason @DavidJesudason]

Just remembered we’ve not even got to the bit where the England game is on ITV

[Corpulent Cricketers' Club #antiracism @ClubCorpulent]

On Facebook people are sharing a composite of British Empire flags. Because it’s twee fun isn’t it?

Here’s my top 5 British Empire flags:

[Corpulent Cricketers' Club #antiracism @ClubCorpulent]

Anyone else think that this was Botham with Chris Sutton?

[Corpulent Cricketers' Club #antiracism @ClubCorpulent]

Best one ever

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Ian Botham issues apology to holidaymakers and air passengers after his dick pic appears on Sphere in Las Vegas for more than four hours.

“It’s the hackers again,” he said

[Corpulent Cricketers' Club #antiracism @ClubCorpulent]

Panesar for PM!

[David Desi Pub Dason @DavidJesudason]

Female workers at BrewDog Waterloo detail their experiences of sexism, misogyny and how they made to feel stupid if they wanted to report predatory behaviour

https://t.co/tS7AACMsgx

[David Desi Pub Dason @DavidJesudason]

Happy to announce that Desi Pubs has been shortlisted for the @Fortnums awards