ClubLove13

Graduate of Sarcasm U. Comedic writing genius, licensed, registered & available for hire. Currently lost in Las Vegas and missing my east coast home turf.

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

@Leelannagee Been there.

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

@armandodkos @word_34 Anybody who grew up in the tri-state during the 80's/90's have known all along who & what Trump is.

[Armando @ArmandoNDK]

"When Donald and Marla Maples attended an Elton John concert, Donny Jr cried, his father had told the children he would give Marla up."

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

Like father, like son. https://t.co/UaZTXdNJtz

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

The total is up to almost $6,000,000. Just sitting there, waiting to help all those vets Trump claims to care about. https://t.co/q8sPRJpK3t

[Free Bird Boomer @TearsInHeaven09]

Maddow covering this right now: Do it for vets! #TrumpChallenge Release your taxes and we will donate to veterans https://t.co/HQXTTLB5y1

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

Hello pot. Hi ya kettle. https://t.co/lIGFhfpGV8

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

A judge ordered Trump's casino to hand over several years worth of emails in 2006. Trump accused of deleting them. https://t.co/kWb6q17PH7

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

@jaynecurtis31 @SDavld @sturgeongal I Hear thin air isn't very conductive for toupee glue. Hope it's breezy there Monday.

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

Did he get that info from his many, many sources? https://t.co/bcphK97TFo

[Katy Tur @KatyTurNBC]

---> https://t.co/R0hU94iXof

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

@KatyTurNBC Wait 'til next Sunday nite/Monday morning.

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

Yep. This one's gonna coma back to bite us in the ass. https://t.co/ziiYt5IKys

[John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦 @JohnRMoffitt]

Senators just opened a Pandora's box of lawsuits for Americans around the world. Brilliant move Mitch. https://t.co/wTh19f3LRh

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

@jaynecurtis31 @SDavld @sturgeongal Yeah, it's been a up & down year but I'm still here watching the clown show unravel. He'll sue USA Nov 9

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

If you're still up at 3am with your supposed supermodel wife & not getting laid - take another Ambien & go 2 frigging sleep @realDonaldTrump

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

I knew #DonaldTrump was in trouble on this Cuba deal when I learned he sent Fredo to represent him. https://t.co/nPXMmrjgUm

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Trump appears to have broken the law and acted against our nation's interest, all so he could line his own pockets. https://t.co/t6elyWAZkT

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

Memo to #DonaldTrump ; You own the Miss Universe contest, NOT the contestants. There's a yuge yuge difference.

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

@ClubLove13 I don't know the reason 4 the delay, but all of u who responded/retweeted my original tweet just lit up my cell. Thank you all 🏅

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

@carywithlive @ma_butler That's awesome, what kind of pup did you adopt?

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

@jaynecurtis31 @SDavld @sturgeongal So did I. Unless it comes across my Twitter feed I never give her a thought. She's yesterday's news.

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

New York Fire Department Captain Killed In House Explosion https://t.co/XAuZ4izq8e

[RiotWomenn @riotwomennn]

GOP's Nicolle Wallace on debate: "We held Hillary Clinton to very high standards and she exceeded them." #SheWon

[ClubLove13 @ClubLove13]

@KatyTurNBC I'm willing to bet you can recite Trump's entire repetitive stump speech verbatim by now. In your sleep. You have my sympathy.