Claire MV Maddocks

Comes complete with a dark sense of humour & airhead tendencies

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

@JohnLewisRetail @KickersShoes

School shoes - less than 3 days wear is this acceptable ??? (Patent peeling off from tongue on both shoes ) … I think not!

Still awaiting replies from John Lewis and kickers don’t want anything to do with it as purchased in store !

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

@sainsburys They couldn’t sort it out …

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

@GWRHelp Thoughts towards whoever sadly thought it was the best and only option 😢

Thanks gwr for looking after us that are currently on trains.

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

Still my all time fave

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

@Jacklouisfox Oh no… it’s filmed in Frome and that’s a very large church behind them !!! Run Augusta Run!!!

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Seriously Middle Age Love Island.
I would watch the shit out of that.
"Dave is having a full fat can of coke even though its 9pm & it'll keep him up for 5 hours"
"Eve & Paul have started watching a film & it's 10pm!!!!"
"Colin & Graham are having a conversation about lawn mowers"

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

@charltonhouse ….. I’ve still not claimed this 🙈🙈🙈🙈 was there a “claim by” date ???? Is it still valid 🙏🏼 could really do with it now 😉😂 #charltonhouse #charltonhousehotelandspa @DuncanBannatyne ???? @bannatyne @charltonhouse

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

@charltonhouse Did I never claim this …… but late now 😂😂😂

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

@FatFace not sure what’s going on ... but your targeting advertising is hardly showing any bargains in your sale ?? #sameprice #notabargain

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

@BenShortNStrong @DeborahMeaden It’s pronounced frooome

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

@O2 looks like I have a Zimbabwe friend again !!! Why can’t this be stopped by you ??Thanks

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

@amateuradam I’m just glad the Americans have finally found someone to start the bleach trial!!! N=1

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

@Jayce276 I’ve got the same book 😍... still use the recipes for “little cakes & flapjack!!”

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Up to much tonight?”
“Nothing. In pyjamas.”

[Jess ✨ @jessslouise777]

Looking on Rightmove is the Adult equivalent of looking through the Argos catalog when you were younger

[Claire MV Maddocks @Cmvmaddocks]

@MissGAtkinson Seraphine / mamlicious or jojomamam Bebe all worked for me

[Investec Champions Cup @ChampionsCup]

Was this Saturday's defining moment? 😱

After pushing a kick in front of the posts wide two minutes earlier, @FreddieBurns was then inches from the match-winning try for @bathrugby...

@MaxMedard was certainly the hero for @StadeToulousain 👏

#ChampionsCup

[Oasis @oasis]

'Definitely Maybe' is 24 years old today!
Released Aug 29th 1994, it became an immediate hit, going straight to #1 in the UK, where it has now gone over 7 times platinum. The album has also sold over 8 million copies worldwide!
🎧 ▶︎ https://t.co/y4gS2DzNq2
#DefinitelyMaybe24