Cosmic Wanderer

[Truth Troll Official™️ @truthtroll_X]

Based Dude: “Are you Rabbi Schmuley?”

Rabbi Schmuley: “Yeah I’m live streaming. Are you gonna say something nice or something bad?”

Based Dude: “I think you’re a fucking loser and a power broker for Epstein.”

[Stepha @StephaEnyinna]

My favourite documentary btw.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Girl, 9”

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

I seen a quote today that said “The male loneliness epidemic is just men refusing to evolve, and women refusing to date unevolved men.”

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

Lindsey Graham’s sister randomly gets his job because he died?? Do I become a neuroscientist at Cornell when my sister dies because I’m not ready for that

[Baron Coleman @baroncoleman]

If you’ve ever given the show a listen, thank you! Cracked the Top 25 on the Spotify News Podcast Charts!

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Goodbye 🇺🇸 It’s been emotional!

[miia @miiagarro]

men are becoming too content with being useless. you can't fix shit, can't build shit, don't pay for shit, can't plan any dates.

what are you really here for??

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

YES ENGLANDDDDDD!!!

Bellingham FTW!!

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[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

This was literally you 1 hour after Charlie was killed. Grinning ear to ear. You couldn’t contain your excitement at the thought of filling his shoes. Don’t you ever try to lecture us again.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[TheDadAbidesYo @TheDadAbidesYo]

@shaner_english

[jerms @shaner_english]

I assure you that all 8 are actually in this picture.

[🔻🍉🌊🍉🔻 @outerspacepace]

This is because women are born with all of their eggs, the eggs are protected from mutations, while men are constantly making new sperm, which mutates thousands of times, because the dna isn’t protected like it is in the ovum cell. This is my fav story to tell. Haha

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

Screw that flight instructor who jumped out of his own plane.

I wanna hear about the yng lady named Rosario who at only 850 ft had very little time to react, steady the craft, & establish 911 radio contact with a ground team. And yet heroically, SHE LANDED IT.

Respect, girl🙌

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

This is legit pathetic. 😂
If there is even a modicum of truth to this, then your quarrel is with the TPUSA because I literally have no idea what you’re talking about. No chance in hell they can show you any proof of a directive from me to clear the green room of a breastfeeding mother. Just not my style. My “diva demand” for this tour (which they can present evidence of) was High PH water (preferably Essentia brand) bc as you can see, I was heavily pregnant and had terrible acid reflux.
Congrats on the baby though! Weird to use your kid to make up a fake sob story for attention but more moral I suppose than showcasing your dead husband in a casket for Instagram likes.
You’d be the type though. 😩

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @lostshine7]

Women are lonely, too. But people don’t care because lonely women don’t murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.