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[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

My close sources are telling me that @SamWebb77 crystal ball is predicting that your favorite dual threat head coach and athletic director will be reintroduced this weekend. You know @UMichFootball wants me back and wants Warde out.

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

@JMorris23 @Seisenb I have Jimbo Fisher flying up as we speak to be the OC and Brady Hoke is crawling on glass from San Diego to be the DC. And the best part is you can tell Warde he doesn't have to pay me because I have so much Dominos Money. You just need to get me into a room with him

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

If my memory serves me right @Seisenb and @JMorris23 you are big fans of chinese food. Any chance we can have an early dinner meeting today to discuss a huge opportunity I might have for you.

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

@JMorris23 @Seisenb This is outstanding guys. How about China Gate at 4:30 today? I will have Chef Jan reserve my private room and get a dim sum tower ready. HIgh Level is that ive been on the horn all day using my power and influence to line up my staff

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

I also want to make it clear that when I was the Head Coach during the Rich Rod and Brady Hoke regimes I had more wins than Harbaugh. That means I am far more qualified than Sherrone Moore

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

so @stoolpresidente if you back me to be the next head coach for the wolverines I will make sure your wildest dreams come true and you will have free domino's pizza for life.

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

I know it's been a while @JordanAckerMI but I lost your phone number and want to schedule a quick meet and greet with you to discuss how we throw my hat into the ring for the coaching vacancy. My resume speaks for itself

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

so @AdamSchefter I can confirm that I have a full staff in place and will be the next head coach for
@UMichFootball if the search committee contacts me and they offer me the job

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

Hey @WardeManuel and @SantaJOno I am ready to go with a full staff put together. Why haven't heard from the search committee yet?

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

My boys @RealCoachRod and @UTCoachHoke can you maybe put in a good word with @CoachJim4UM for me? Look at the great times we had coaching together.

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

Hi @CoachJim4UM, how are you, buddy? Do you still have any openings on your staff? I'm going to have some free time and I would love to get back into coaching for the upcoming season. You know my credentials and qualifications. DM me and we can catch up.

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

.@UTCoachHoke - congrats on the new gig. Let me know if you need a hand with your film sessions.

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

.@coachrodaz, old buddy! How are ya?! As luck would have it, I'm back on the job market. Is there a film coordinator opening on your staff?

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

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[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

Time to fire off a few last emails!

[Marc St. Angelo @313Marc]

If @CoachBrandonAD is released today, @umichfootball attendance streak of 100k+ will have stayed intact under his watch.

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

@southcambridge firing off belligerent emails to fans, then breaking down game film. Why do you ask?

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

Homecoming weekend -- my opportunity to in-person insult and offend alumni who haven't been on campus in a long time.

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

I know I shouldn't send out Preferred Seating License forms for next season right now, but I'm so tempted.

[Coach Dave Brandon @CoachBrandonAD]

The coaches won't sign my letter. Apparently I offended some of their families over email.