Brian Crumbo

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@gtalumni Late 80’s used it without incident. The V of course, but there was an ice cream shop over there called Flavarama I think and a Chinese buffet whose name I can’t recall.

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@america Unless you’re a bishop, amirite?

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Someone needs to ask him in one of these interviews to show them on a map the rivers that bring that water down from Oregon to LA. Just once. But don’t let him near a sharpie.

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@Predamame I tell every HS runner I coach that I’ve never run a 5k race where I didn’t want to quit at some point.

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

Why can’t delivery companies add a “delivered in 2 minutes” stage to their tracking software so that I can put the dogs up? This can’t be all that hard to do? All I want is for Alexa to say “your package will be delivered in a few minutes.”

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@GTMBB Well, when the refs are openly cheering for UNC it’s tough.

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@stevemagness So adding what used to be referred to with derision as “junk miles” is a key.

[NOHS Athletics @NOMustangs]

Congratulations to the NOHS Girl's Cross Country Team for their 3rd place finish at the KHSAA State Meet!! Big shout out to Elle Cargould for a 7th place individual finish!!

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@runnersworld To summarize: doing interval workouts makes you faster. Dang, I wish we’d thought of that earlier. 🤦

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@MattWalshBlog No you just attack the Capitol. Sit the fuck down.

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@ProjectLincoln Every. Single. One.

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@BillboardChris @elonmusk Yeah, the alphabet sucks sometimes, amirite? Idiot.

[🦋𝓢𝓾𝓮 𝓩 🦋 @IamButterflySue]

I've had to stare at Fuck Joe Biden and Fuck Brandon signs and flags for the past five years. Now the MAGA faithful are offended that they may have been referred to as "garbage?"

News Flash: They ARE garbage.

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

This seems pretty accurate.

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@RyanGirdusky The key difference being that they didn’t foment a mob to attack the fucking capitol.

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@still_boneless And should that happen, she’ll do it because she’s a fucking adult and not a crying man-baby.

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@EndWokeness This isn’t the W you think it is.

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@Michele_Tafoya Don’t you try it influence votes on a daily basis?

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@tribelaw Question: hth do you get back to where you started?

[Brian Crumbo @CoachCrumbo]

@NateInSports Yeah it’s a lot. Parking them all already has me up at night.