Coach Melly

Director of the @NOMetroStars Track Club. I have no real job.

[Coach Melly @CoachMelTweets]

The 2022 season was so crazy for the Metro Stars. Know these kids really have my heart. I compiled all the clear videos from the team groupchat, my phone, my emails, and milesplit to make this.

I wish I could upload the whole 3 min here.

**I do not own the rights to this music

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[Dior The DJ @OneFuckedUpMind]

@extramicrowave Holgren or Hanks? Really don’t matter, it applies either way 😂

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Let me tell you what I’m not gonna do… Chase somebody that I’m in fear of that is allegedly armed.

[Bleu J @BleuSoul22]

Honestly they need to call Ruben Studdard. He has the kind of voice needed to pull off one his songs plus it would be nice to see him back on a main stage again

Also Luke James and @tiffanyynow up there to sing “Tonight I Celebrate My Love”

[Coach Melly @CoachMelTweets]

I gotta fight to keep these senior citizens alive like some toddlers. They talking about making kool-aid pineapples.

GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

[ēdē @theidi_]

Dont be sorry just help me rob them

[Jalen @jjjjjjalen]

We like 2 summers away from straight men carrying Chanel flap bags. Ladies I’m so sorry

[𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚢 @steppedenizen]

Read this thread for an in depth perspective on the first few years of New Orleans & Louisiana history
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Sorry y’all for the verbosity. I was feeling on a roll last night.

[Coach Melly @CoachMelTweets]

They don't even want to shoot around like talking about. If they can't get in a 3v3 or 5v5 game, they're leaving the gym.

[Nate Jones @JonesOnTheNBA]

Coaches, let me know if y’all are seeing this: I’m running into more and more younger Gen Z hoopers that have NEVER played or rarely played 21. Feels like 21 has been replaced with king of the court.

[Coach Melly @CoachMelTweets]

@MyLifeIsNotReal No the basketball one

[Coach Melly @CoachMelTweets]

My cousin disappeared when I was teaching one of his kids. I was like, "hey this kid looks like us and you used to date her mom." I didn't hear from him for 5 years.

[Lightskin Demon Sr. (Eagles Draft SZN) @KingDJohnson]

The girls at the daycare swear that one of them babies can be mine. Time to change daycares 😭😭😭

[Coach Melly @CoachMelTweets]

@MyLifeIsNotReal You know I had to fast forward to "the truth I can't re-VHOOOOOOLLL"

[Coach Melly @CoachMelTweets]

@MyLifeIsNotReal

[King Dominu$👑 @KlNGDOMlNUS]

Xscape - My Little Secret

Chopped & Slowed by DJ Tramaine713🫗

[Block Topickz @BlockTopickz]

Regina Hall x Numéro Netherlands

📸 by Tyler Patrick Kenny
🔗: https://t.co/4EqFjJWlnk

[𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚢 @steppedenizen]

Feu Follet (crazy fire) alternatively called Fifolet are spirits in Cajun Folklore.

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Similar to Anglo-American Will-O-Whisp
They’re describes as balls of fire, frequently blue in color, hovering around in the marsh & swamps.

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Learn more in the thread below🧵>>

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

Pimp C's Son, Chad Jr. Has Graduated From Houston Community College For Certified Structural Welding

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

That pack of ground beef alone is $15-20

[cumi @sambellcumi]

Whenever you feel sad, remember that there are tiny kinesin proteins trying their best to make you happy 🤓

[Ibleedpalmwine🇧🇪 @lorenischeap]

@Teeniiola Brother or not, I know I’m not letting a fool with doodle ink on his skin tell me what to do.

[215 kha @_theotherKG]

As someone who works with younger people, I say this out of love. A lot of older artists, across mediums, cant connect with younger people due to lack of literacy, comprehension, critical thinking, and even imagination.

[白 @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

the CEO’s assistant came in the morning after a long “higher ups” meeting shaking and in tears. packed all her stuff, said “they’re lying to you all. LEAVE” and she walked out. i started applying to new stuff right then and there.