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21 - Proud Literatureizer - Repentant Monolingual - Three Idiots in a Trench Coat Pretending to be a Man

[Nouan @nouanonymous]

Portrait commission for @CocaKolya25

Thank you very much!

[soli @solisolsoli]

By eueu185042

[◈Katsu◈ (comms Open!) @spicy_Gatito]

Left FUR Dead 2

[carbO²n (4/4) @Co2killsU]

*archive*

[CocaKolya @CocaKolya25]

For news that not a single soul, alive or dead, has ever cared to know:

Guess who was an idiot, forgot a due date, and now gets to spend all night doing academic research!!!

[CocaKolya @CocaKolya25]

@goatedtwunk That’s about to be one wide plane

[Tür5000 || Team Comedy🔥🔥 @Tur50000]

I can see yaoi happening

[CocaKolya @CocaKolya25]

Apparently in related news: the rural areas around Indianapolis are so poor they can’t fix their water systems; Actual third world problems.

[CocaKolya @CocaKolya25]

Ain’t no way the airship in the deadliest airship accident in US history was named after Akron OH,

Some USS Indianapolis ass naming.

[🌅 100 Frœgs of Summer 🏝 @FroegVol4]

When I'm 32 and senile with dementia and have long forgotten the names of my children I'm still gonna recognize the eu4 province borders

[CocaKolya @CocaKolya25]

@TacDexx They need to be obliterated; simple as. I mean, what kind of wacko chooses to be born blue.

[CocaKolya @CocaKolya25]

The Economist has published an article on looksmaxing, they also mentioned Clavicular.

Their recommendation to men facing self doubt: “have you tried having a personality?”

Truly, award winning journalism; they’re the best in the game.

[CocaKolya @CocaKolya25]

@ClideDave Bro it’s LA, you’re gonna get shot regardless

[GUBU🇮🇪 @wiretap_chan]

BREAKING 🇪🇺🇭🇺 : WEEKS BEFORE HUNGARIAN GENERAL ELECTION, PRIME MINISTER VIKTOR ORBAN HAS EATEN OPPOSITION LEADER PETER MAGYAR

[CocaKolya @CocaKolya25]

I drinked, therefore I drunk

[CocaKolya @CocaKolya25]

If I ever suffer the presence of someone “vibe coding”, I’m going to preform vibe surgery and turn their internal organs into external ones.

[CocaKolya @CocaKolya25]

@offcletus Ah, so you’re the homo they have a phobia of

[CocaKolya @CocaKolya25]

@azimuthium My apologies, I’m but American swine whose understanding of history is based on that of English swine and as such I’m predisposed to the espousing of latinslop.

Clearly I should have referred to it as the Dubrovačka Republika, as is in line with superior Slavic linguistics.