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@markgoldbridge Injury prone. Stay tf away. French Mount.

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@DeadlineDayLive Couldn't care less who starts as long as the team is improved.

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@UnitedStandMUFC Did Lammens switch his nationality?

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@BearerOfOpha @choppaslide Fr. Was a dating a girl where I initiated conversations/plans 95% of the time. My bad for wanting to know that she actually cared and wanted me as much as I wanted her. My fault, I guess.

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@WembyCentral United. The Prem is the best league (some terrorist ball from teams like Arsenal and the lower table clubs) and United is, despite coming out of our banter era, the most entertaining team to watch. The most entertaining games last season were United games.

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@markgoldbridge Always looking for a negative. You're a shit fan.

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@FrankEra_ Baleba or Sangare. We need a left-footer.

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@GiggukAZ Absolutely shit to watch and diving for calls? Yeah, just about.

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@RivalsAssembled Nerfing Ultron and Iron Man, buffing Luna and IW, and buffing Cyclops. Yeah, I'll take some of what they're smoking. 😂

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@OneFootball Nah. He'll have the trophies but he wasn't the biggest contributor for any of them.

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@InvertTheWing To United he goes.

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@ZaidBalll That was Brentford, where VAR took 5 minutes to still make the wrong decision about the red card and let them make 3 subs. Fulham was the ref bumping him. lmao

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@FrankEra_ Santos was in London. Ederson was flying back from the US. Brother.

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@Kc_dagr8 @Rkap720 @NealGardner_ Wholly irrelevant.

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@markgoldbridge Second and third sentences have absolutely no relevance to the first. Stop crying over spilled milk.

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@chrisnwoolson @Footballtweet How long is build-up until it's not build-up anymore? >80 yards from the start of it? >15 seconds since a turnover? Opposite side of the pitch? Different phase of play? How far should VAR be allowed to arbitrarily go back to find an infringement?

The former ref is correct.

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@Rkap720 @NealGardner_ You're an unserious person.

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@Rkap720 @NealGardner_ Balogun got a red for less. Stop with the bias.

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@DonteStallworth Chelsea and City are financial cheats. Don't support them.

Arsenal, currently, are anti-football terrorists with the most annoying fanbase in the world.

Liverpool is a proper club, second biggest in the country.

I'm a United fan, so I'd say United. 🫡 Hopefully on the up now.