Darwin Pinder

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@VisualStudio, I can help you fix this.

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As popular as cross-branding is these days, I don't understand why more things don't taste like Blue Loctite.

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@RobSchneider Rob, when are you going to flee the #PRofCA and move to Texas? I'll take you on a hunting trip if you explain to me how the #ThreeSeashells work.

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I know it sounds pretty far-fetched, but they do a good job presenting it as something that actually could happen. Really makes you think...

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Has anyone been watching this crazy new dystopian series on YouTube? It's set in what looks like present day America, where Senators are questioning the FBI for suppressing evidence that our president (The Big Guy) took $5 million in bribes from a foreign interest group,

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investigating and intimidating parents at public school board meetings, illegally searching over a quarter million communication records of US citizens, and cooperating with the justice department to weaponize the legal system against the sitting president's political rivals.

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@NVIDIAGeForce A brand new #RTX4060 would be a nice replacement for my #GT750.

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I'm consulting at a company that is having a hard time settling on an #SDLC. They keep alternating between #MethWaterfall and #AgileLSD.

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I just realized that maybe the 5-second rule does not apply to busy airports. #AfterTheFact
#SuperchargedImmuneSystem

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@Shift4 - We cancelled our service with you over 10 months ago, yet you are still withdrawing service charges out of our account every month. Twice this month. According to BBB, this is SOP for you?
https://t.co/ghkWJKGTZv

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The settings on my toaster:
0.5 : Light toast
1.0 : Dark toast
1.5 : Burnt toast
2.0 : House fire (total loss)
2.5 - 7 : Prohibited by the Geneva Convention

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@BearCreekAR - Really thinking hard about pulling the trigger on your 18" side charging 450 BM upper. How likely is it to cycle Hornady's subsonics?

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If you don't say "How are you ladies doing?" when you walk up to the coop, then I'd question whether you even have chickens.

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Whoever said "don't sweat the small stuff" wasn't a software developer.
#SweatTheSmallStuff
#ItsAllSmallStuff

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@la_psc, can I get some intervention with my #CenturyLink bill? My phone service went out due to a lightning strike to their equipment weeks before #HurricaneLaura. Service was restored on Dec. 28, but I can't get any response about a refund. Thanks!

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@CenturyLink I've been without service for 72 days now. You know what I haven't been without? Telephone bills. What gives?

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@katieepickett @ATT @Suddenlink Yes, they helped by upselling me the *Unlimited* data plan. Despite the name, it is limited, but at least I get to pay more for it.

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@ATT I appreciate that you waived data overages for Hurricane Laura from 8/26 to 9/8. But my billing cycle ends 9/12, and I just exceeded my data usage today, with no power or internet in sight. Overage fees are $105 and climbing.

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@elonmusk we need 2 things in southwest Louisiana now: roofs and power. Whatcha got? ;)

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@bethanygoldblum @krellinst Congratulations! Was it a raffle of some sort, or more like a "guess how many jelly beans are in the jar" kind of affair? ;)