Cody Lane

Teaching future nurses• Ravenclaw • Still breathing

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

@tradosaurusrex Stop 😂

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

People who “reply all” to a damn Happy Birthday email should be taken out into a field and executed. Reply on your own time, girl, my inbox is already full…

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

Joan 💔 how lucky I was to exist alongside her.

[TIME @TIME]

As the world mourns Joan Didion's death, we look to her own words for both guidance and solace https://t.co/BCZloQmtrK

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

I said prostitution instead of prognosis in my lecture today. Happy Monday!

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

People from my home town love to stay quoting these dudes from the 1700’s like they weren’t all cis-hetero, racist, slave-owning white men. Ya, that’s the narrative we should all be listening to 🙄🙃🤔

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

Sometimes I watch Hoarders when I’m feeling bad about myself and remind myself I’m really not doing that bad 🙃

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

Update: I did not cry during session one. I am the most surprised.

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

My new therapist made me cry while just doing my intake consult. Stay tuned for this emotional roller coaster 😂😅

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

My new therapist made me cry while just doing my intake consult. Stay tuned for this emotional roller coaster 😂😅

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

I’ll never stop saying it…children are magic 🥲

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

Some things really are timeless…

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

Being a young college professor is weird. Like, one of my students was in my chemistry class as an undergrad 😳😅

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

@hannahrosemaple When I tell you I laughed til cried watching this...he just yeeted that cat across the yard 😂😂

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

I have a pathological fear of accidentally drinking spoilt milk. I throw my milk away like two days before the expiration 🥛🤢

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

Dad just spent 15 minutes talking to a man at the gas station who he identified as Larry “The Slaughter Guy” Snow. This town, y’all 😂

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

@tristen_baggett The 👏🏼 worst 👏🏼. I feel betrayed by people I thought I liked 🙄

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

People who don’t cry when other people cry...how does it feel to be emotionally stable?

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

@GoinesBrody You have to stop. Period.

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

People who talk on speakerphone in public are the worst kind of people 🙄

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

If you or a loved one was dying, would you deny them blood from a gay man? Fun fact: men who have sex with men can’t give blood without being abstinent for 3 months. Previously, it was one year. And yet Red Cross is constantly in shortage 🤷🏻‍♂️🙃 can you say, “archaic”?

[Cody Lane @CodyRn90]

I love kids 😂

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD