Webb

..Scouser ..Guitarist ..Space-Adventurer ..fluent in sarcasm and the obscure.

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I may not be great but theres few things that give me as much joy as picking up a guitar.. even if it does sometimes lead to the blues 😜

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@jonswiftauthor 100% mate.. I feel sorry for Isak, Wirtz and Ekitike as Gakpo and Salah NEVER play them in on goal.. the same way they didn’t play Nunez in. Always the same thing, they cut inside and shoot and it either goes wide or is blocked.

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@jonswiftauthor He baffles me, it’s clearly not working, we’ve bought a class number 10, two class number 9s and yet he sticks to the same formation and plays Gakpo and Salah every minute he can, and it’s going to cost him his job.

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@ianyoungkop They’re full of shit mate.. “he makes a movement by ducking under the ball”.. I wonder why he did that? Maybe because if it had of hit him and gone in then it would’ve been offside!! Bellends!

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@ianyoungkop They’ve both been shocking all season mate. Until he drops Salah and Gakpo we won’t win.

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@nytxia

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@THighlandbunny What a selection that is!

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@MissQueenVee If you can make it half as good as the animated series from the 90s I’m in! 👍

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@THighlandbunny Wait.. wouldn’t that make him.. Knickerless Cage?

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Picked this up for £10.. bargain. #LoveThatFrontCover #EldenRing

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@nytxia Haha the backlog is real 😂 I’ve got the same problem, loads of games and yet I still bought even more for the steam deck today 🤣

Just look at it this way, if you ever need to charge the portal you can do it while working your way through your steam games 😊

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@nytxia Hahaha I can’t wait to hear you’ve completed the game in under 5 minutes now without being hit once 😂😂 Yeah the OLED version is better, how’s the portal? I tend to play newer games on my PS5 or Series X at the minute and use my steam deck for indie/PC titles 😊

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@MissQueenVee Awesome 😊 Horde is good with me.

lol tell him once I’m downed and need reviving he can chainsaw me to death.. that’ll get him to play 😂

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@MissQueenVee Hahaha you telling me the plot was actually better than the show was 😂😂 btw Gears 5 and Gears judgement (one I actually never finished) finally downloaded to my Xbox now so we’ll have to grab a game sometime. Reckon we can get Ben to join us?

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@MissQueenVee .. with the tv remote 😊 still the unbeaten highlight of the last ten years, that and watching you make Carl tap to a triangle choke hold 😂

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@nytxia Give it and go and watch all the enemies throw down their weapons and take a knee 😂😂 are you playing it on your Steamdeck or a console? I played Sekiro for about 30 minutes on my Steam deck the other day and afterwards the battery needed an inhaler 😂😂

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@MissQueenVee What a game that was! I heard if you press up down left right on the menu screen Bernthal and Theo Rossi turn up..

wearing shades.😎

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@MissQueenVee Lmfao that is the only acceptable time for that transaction to happen 😂😂

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@nytxia Lmao you’re missing a trick there as if you based your characters looks on you no one in Elden Ring would want to attack you 😊 haha funnily enough I have that same requirement for my characters hair colour 😂😂

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@MissQueenVee Wow! Its insane! I mean I get someone wanting to buy maybe a classic piece of gaming memorabilia from their childhood for what they consider one of the greatest games ever made. But who’s thinking that when they spend a grand on this?!

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@nytxia Hahaha I love FromSoftware games but they are the worst for it. lol that does make sense choosing fashion 😊 I always try and make my character look like me though so a helmet covering the entire head is probably an improvement 🤣