Kay Marie

Who even cares anymore

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

I'm under three blankets. I may metamorphose into a fourth blanket.

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

@sklub2 @favwontmiss I loved Petticoat Junction and The Dick Van Dyke show, must have been around 1995?

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

fair play for not even pretending to say family.

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

I am very possibly off my head but... are they trying to style these more like my close personal friend #SNLUK??

This is an unusual setting/lighting/colour for an SNL promo

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

it's John Mulaney week!

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

The "are women sexually attracted to Jonathan Bailey" tweet makes me laugh till my sides hurt every time I see it

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

@staidindoors Takes all the garnish, that's for everyone, the adorable scamp!

Only Hanks. ❤️

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

@ragingmotelfire Why are so many people capitalising skins?

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

Can MPs not use their parliamentary privilege to declare the subjects of these injunctions?
I'm sure thats what happened with Ryan Giggs

Is the minister for women up for a chat with the accusers about it?

[Daily Star @dailystar]

Second mystery male celeb 'has injunction' blocking allegations from being published https://t.co/X5uyjnAt8T

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

@CabotGal Oh what a treat, let me quickly take some ket before watching

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

@KyleClark Pure jumpscare from the woman herself

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

Jonesy and the coroner in a tree?!?

#MidsomerMurders

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

@Umber_Cinders @jpadlovely HahahahahHahahahahaHAHAHAHAH fuck off you patronising thundercunt.

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

@QueerlyAutistic Even further infuriated because I shout a cheery "thank you" whenever my letterbox rattles - makes my regular postie laugh - then I found this paper turd on my carpet!! Unthank you, actually!

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

Annoyed that I have to go and buy some envelopes to send these #Reform cunts their unsolicited shite back

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

@Umber_Cinders @jpadlovely I'll go to their works page for sure, but I don't remember their names when I'm not on their page?
I'm not retaining names like PlatypussyOnionPeeler or lemonsoupfrwails or kissmekismetmemaw outside in real life

[RKK @rkktweets]

Languages evolve, I get that, but I do think that if you use "casted" instead of "cast," you should be hit over the head with a shovel.

[Gina @ginamartinuk]

Every time a male comedian gets uncovered other male comedians can’t help but make bits, sketches and jokes for their engagement.

Maybe sit it out pal.

Your career actually doesn’t have to benefit from women and children being victimised by your colleagues.

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

@Suzierizzo1 Furious in his neck pillow like a wet cat in a cone collar

What a bellend

[Stephanie Jane 🥒 @curlylinguist]

We should all stop holding our body image
to a standard set by men who are attracted to teenagers

[Kay Marie @ColdMotherWall]

@hyp3rc4m Like "Prime Day!" deals that are
'50 Rawl Plugs 19% off'
'3 x footwell mats only 17.63'