When I was a kid
I never understood why cattle auctions usually started at 11am or even 12pm
now I know the reason
if you are going to be in the cattle business
it gives you a chance to recover from your hangover the night before
Row croppers spend money on boats and campers for mid summer vacations, livestock farmers spend money on top of the line recliners for mid day naps.
We are not the same
At the rate things are going, Elon Musk is gonna build a 5G cellular network for his city on Mars before I’m able to make a phone call without having to park on a hill
Pickup companies need to come up with a rancher package:
No annoying seat belt dinger
Emissions crap already deleted
Doors don't automatically lock
Reinforced edge on the driver's seat
Rails on the dash to keep the pile from eventually scattering everywhere