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[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Slapping my boner like a jammed bolt on a rifle

[Michael 🫗 @ITSMYKOL]

Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again

[sharpervert 🔞 @sharp1e_NSFW]

see you later masturbater

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Nice costume. What are you supposed to be, my freaking bro dawg? My absolute broski?

[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

How did they film this

[g @34rths]

Spongebob squarepants if you can hear me please help me

[baby genius @idiotfetus]

Take your pants off but keep your shirt on we’re fucking Winnie the Pooh style tonight

[Blair Waldorf @MaddennyPerez]

I’ve been crying at this for 5 minutes

[slice @sliceofheck]

Chest pains are a sign that you’re a good person and that things are going well

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Girl I’m bored let’s Unclench our Jaws

[julia @juumelo_]

hope u feel like a big dawg today love you

[𖦹°‧𝓑𝓮𝓬𝓬𝓪 .⋆♱ @chaoticgrrI]

new extremely load bearing post just dropped

[ryy @bigdihhhenry]

sometime i talk to myself and we both laugh

[klara @bystarligh]

call it necrophilia the way i crack a cold one

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Hi can you please Make it Stop

[Kid named Giggler: @bootyfartvideos]

How it feels

[chai @AwesomeFish48]

Cum Laude?? 🧑🏾‍🎓 Okay!!! 😮 Ahh!!!! 😨 AHh!!!!! 😵‍💫 AHH!!!!!! 😵😵😵🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂