Nicole Haber

Be cool. I got this.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me doing a filibuster: "to understand how to buy pants, we must first understand wool, which starts with a story about how humans domesticated the wild mouflon in ancient Mesopotamia"

[eli 🕯✨ @nienna121]

Today I saw a car that had one and only one bumper sticker on it, and it said “DEFUND PAW PATROL”

[Nicole Haber @ColeHaber]

"concepts of a plan" is my favorite death cab for cutie song.

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

No pressure but can you reply to this or something so my boss knows that you know that we made a new box of MoonPies for the solar eclipse

[Nicole Haber @ColeHaber]

@Uber_Support thanks, i did.

[Nicole Haber @ColeHaber]

@Uber I had a wonderful driver and I keep trying to add a tip and it keeps removing it. Can you please help?

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

I may be a building, but I still have taste. 💅

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to US Open champion, @CocoGauff! We couldn’t be prouder of you on and off the court - and we know the best is yet to come.

[Nicole Haber @ColeHaber]

Unclear if it's a result of nature or nurture but my children talk a lot about "getting a good parking spot"

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Barack Obama, requesting Dijon mustard, or Donald Trump requesting 12,000 fraudulent extra votes in Georgia, both sides have made some unusual requests.

[Nicole Haber @ColeHaber]

it. is. me.

[Nicole Haber @ColeHaber]

Charlie (2yo) just squeezed Mister Potato Head's tiny glasses on his own face, opened a toy and started slamming his his fingers on it like it was a laptop and said "mommy I'm working like you." If you need me, I'm passed out.

[Kerri Resnick @soverykerri]

hmmm how can I make this air quality alert about me

[Nicole Haber @ColeHaber]

Hey #runners. I can do one big run in New Orleans but don't know the city at all. What's the best place to run? the Central Park/West Side Highway/National Mall/Chicago Lakefront etc of NOLA?

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

170 million uteruses could not be reached for comment.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Some exceptions may apply:

- Your doctor’s office
- Your library
- Your classroom
- Your bedroom

[Nicole Haber @ColeHaber]

My 3.5 year old has a 7-step evening skincare routine. Send tweet.

[Nicole Haber @ColeHaber]

Does anyone have a B&B in #burlington VT that they love?

[Nicole Haber @ColeHaber]

@steve_vladeck agree