ColeTrain

[ColeTrain @Cole_Train66]

I’ve spent thousands of dollars on sports gambling and watching the NFL. Please address me as Coach

[Abby Vesoulis @abbyvesoulis]

The woman—me—was too stunned to speak.

[ColeTrain @Cole_Train66]

Here’s what you NEED to be doing to make sure you’re voting twice today: 🧵

[ColeTrain @Cole_Train66]

I know that TheLockpickingLawyer is breaking into women’s homes at night

[ColeTrain @Cole_Train66]

Can’t stop picturing the movie about the SEAL Team mission to extract Brittney Griner from Russian prison on vape pen charges

[ColeTrain @Cole_Train66]

He’s a 10 but he posts the whole firework show on his story

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Tunneling into a crisp apple must feel like heroin for a worm. Can you imagine

[90 Day Fidance @ianimal69]

The gentrified urge to open the 3rd coffee shop on one block in Brooklyn

[ColeTrain @Cole_Train66]

Betting the Avs first period

[ColeTrain @Cole_Train66]

Same people talking shit about astrology think their Spotify Audio Aura has a deep meaning

[ColeTrain @Cole_Train66]

Dog people having a superiority complex is the worst trait. All you do is prefer a different 4-leg animal. Shut up

[ColeTrain @Cole_Train66]

You know who else couldn’t move for 3 days? @PFTCommenter

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Every time I see a photo of Tim Tebow looking insanely jacked, I always think back to this story from his book in 2012.

Absolutely wild.

[Bootlegger @bootlegger1974]

One for the mantelpiece lads

[ColeTrain @Cole_Train66]

Pop a melatonin for sleepy Joe we can finally rest

[Chaps @UncleChaps]

Jaguars defense, offense, and special teams

[rainer @uncoolboyfriend]

pronouncing bon iver like bon eye-ver in front of indie guys just to feel something

[ColeTrain @Cole_Train66]

@AllisonAngstead Oh god no way

[ColeTrain @Cole_Train66]

The best thread

[h 🪐 @gambinoshit]

Donald Glover but as you keep scrolling his smile gets bigger: A Thread

[Tristan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇪🇸 @TristanGHill]

Crazy that they're hiding this from the mass public ...