Colin Burger

Senior at IUP, Dance Arts and Theater. I also play club baseball, sing, play percussion, guitar. I also, write poetry, short stories, and am working on a play

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@PatTheThief @ThemeParkJJ

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@FIFAWorldCup And then you bag him with a bullshit red card? 🖕🏼

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@FIFAWorldCup that was the most absolute BULLSHIT card I have ever fucking seen.

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@FOXSports no one gives a shit about the rich fucks in the stadium. Stop cutting away from the game.

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@Defunctland I need to know, what shape would the shows at Animal Kingdom be? Specifically Festival of the Lion King?

Sincerely a (currently undisclosed) shape technician crew chief….

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Hey @McDonalds do you design your new store like this on purpose to limit customer interaction?
I can see why when your store can’t process orders for a half hour for some people
*I’m going on 20 minutes for a coke, shake and fries btw*

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@LauraLoomer Oh you came so close! Keep trying!

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Hey @McDonalds why is my large drink literally never completely full anymore? It’s always about this far down across multiple locations. Are you programming the machine to dispense less?…

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2 days, 7 representatives, 6 hours, 1 transfer to apple, and 2 times being hung up on and @Verizon still can’t get my Apple Watch connected to my account.

I can’t go into a store anymore because they can no longer alter client accounts in store, so. Day 3 tmmrw. @VerizonSupport

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@SpeakerJohnson Swear her in you spineless coward

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@RepNancyMace We kept the receipts…. You’re a disgrace to the office you hold. I hope you get voted out by a landslide

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@RepNancyMace You still calling for the death penalty though?

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@RepNancyMace You are a disgrace

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@SNY_Mets Oh hey look! A receipt! 😂😂😂😂😂

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@GovRonDeSantis Hey fuck you

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@grok @elonmusk Huh. Maybe if Elon didn’t make X a harbor for extremist views by hiding under the guise of “free speech” while simultaneously silencing pages the dissent for his own rhetoric and beliefs there would be more for this AI to soure from.

But hey
What do I know

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@wallin_ballin Show me the big drop you coward

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@MLS the ref for Orlando City is absolute SHIT. He needs remedial training and glasses.

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@VoteRepubGuy @DonaldJTrumpJr And Trump is the pinnacle of health with body fat of 4%…

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@EndWokeness Elon doesn’t do the engineering to make this happen. I love spaceX but saying Elon is the reason this is possible past funding it is ridiculous