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the exes are crawling. they need to stay gone.

[CT @ColinCT206]

Happy opening day!

Since the Mariners were in the playoffs:
The Euro began circulation
USB drives went from 16 MB to 2 TB
Brady goes to 8 super bowls
Lord of the Rings series BEGAN and concluded
Seattle median home prices move
108k to 757k
Federer wins 20 slams https://t.co/E997yquBzo

[CT @ColinCT206]

Since Mariners were in the playoffs we've had:
3 Presidents
3 Popes
4 Star Wars Films
5 James Bond Movies
7 Kanye Albums
18 Federer majors

[CT @ColinCT206]

Easy to blame this on silly millennial and Gen z men, or parasitic gambling apps, or aggressive marketing campaigns from content creators, but the reality is that a generation of people who can't seem to buy a house will look for asymmetric returns anywhere.

[Charlie Bilello @charliebilello]

Total amount wagered on sports in the US...
2025: $165 billion
2024: $149 billion
2023: $121 billion
2022: $93.7 billion
2021: $57.5 billion
2020: $21.5 billion
2019: $13.1 billion
2018: $6.6 billion

[CT @ColinCT206]

"A furnace that burns hot enough will burn anything". The evidence is pretty good that high quality, frequent exercise can essentially "cancel" out bad diet and even the effects of alcohol.

[Dorian B @DorianB112]

Is consistently hitting the gym 4–5 days a week pointless when your diet is full of unhealthy foods?

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Jaylen Brown is wide receiver posting. It’s over.

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

4 year anniversary of Frank cooking ribs

[CT @ColinCT206]

@databallr Was thinking the same. That spacing is gonna be tough. They don't have many shooters

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Jeremy Clarkson’s Farm show on Amazon is the most radicalizing piece of mainstream media I’ve ever seen

Just one example (bear with me):

Badgers became a protected species in Britain 40+ years ago.

The population has exploded and now frequently transmits tuberculosis to cows

But farmers can’t cull the badger population to protect their cattle because the government still considers them to be endangered

Instead of addressing the root cause, the UK has the most batshit testing regime for cattle

There’s no TB vaccine. So the cattle have to get tested. The vets administering the test have to measure welts on the cows neck. Whether a cow lives or dies comes down to a vet trying to discern 1mm on a caliper (reactive vs non reactive).

If a cow tests positive, the farm (already running on super thin margins) is quarantined and starts hemorrhaging money.

Jeremy Clarkson’s cow (pregnant with twins) has an inconclusive test so it’s separated from the herd. It receives a second inconclusive test so they have to kill it (before it can give birth to the twins).

Now here’s the kicker: the autopsy reveals no sign of TB. It was a healthy cow needlessly killed

So - silver lining the farm should be removed from quarantine, right? WRONG - it’s still under quarantine and has to keep testing and can’t sell its beef

Kafkaesque doesn’t even begin to describe how f’d up it is for British farmers

[CT @ColinCT206]

@Ballknowgame @jamierkennedy What website?

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

Imagine 2 years ago telling Mike Brown that De'Aaron Fox would win him a championship

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

Fox got clutch minutes in a Finals elimination game with Wemby on the bench

I cannot comprehend

[CT @ColinCT206]

More like Bryan Woof

[CT @ColinCT206]

E... Not very close

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[CT @ColinCT206]

Good lord

[The Big Three @Big3Tennis]

One of these players will be in the Roland Garros Final

JM Cerundolo
Martin Landaluce
Vit Kopriva
Arthur Rinderknech
Matteo Berrettini
Francisco Comesana
Luciano Darderi
Jaime Faria
Hubert Hurkacz
Frances Tiafoe
Matteo Arnaldi
Stefanos Tsitsipas
Raphael Collignon
Ben Shelton
Felix Auger Alliasime
Roman Andres Burrachaga
Luca van Assche
Brandon Nakashima
Moise Kouama
Alejandro Tabilo
Flavio Cobolli
Learner Tien
Francisco Cerundolo
Zachary Svajda

[CT @ColinCT206]

@OddStats What kind of mezcal do you like?

[CT @ColinCT206]

Sinners pizza... Nope

[SEATTLESUBMISSIONS @SEATTLESUBMISS]

Seattle might secretly have one of the best pizza scenes in America right now.

Here are Seattle’s Top 7 pizza spots right now👇

A.K. Pizza (South Seattle)
Only 60 pizzas a day. Preorders sell out in seconds. Nearly 7,000 people signed up just for text alerts. Seattle might have its first true cult pizza place.

Sinners Pizza (U District)
People are arguing this is the best NY slice in Seattle right now. Open late, packed almost every night, and the Hellfire pie is becoming a city challenge 🌶️

Pizza by Ruffin (SLU)
Washington’s first Black-owned pizzeria serving Roman-style pizza inspired by the Black diaspora. One of the most unique pizza spots in the city.

Cornelly (Capitol Hill + Queen Anne)
The Hornet Honey pizza changed lives. Long lines turned into a second location. Somehow still underrated.
Stevie’s Famous (Burien + Beacon Hill)
Foldable NY slices done right. South Seattle has been gatekeeping this one for years

Post Alley Pizza (Downtown)
Hidden behind Pike Place inside a parking garage since 1997. No marketing. No hype. Just elite slices.

Rocco’s (Belltown)
Huge slices, loaded pies, and one of the most talked-about pizza spots in Seattle. Not cheap, but people swear it’s worth it.

Alright Seattle… what spot got robbed? 🍕 #seattle

[CT @ColinCT206]

@eddiewillers21 @TheCryptoDaddi Read the tweet again carefully 😂

[CT @ColinCT206]

@ksorbs This should actually be disqualifying

[CT @ColinCT206]

@isaiahthomas 645 tonight in SODO. Come through

[CT @ColinCT206]

You'd have to remove the grifting middlemen first

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.

[Craig Horlbeck @craighorlbeck]

Wemby is out of control, I don't know what I'm watching. In overtime alone he's hit a Steph-esque pull up 30 footer, a Giannis one dribble drive dunk, an alien alley oop reverse dunk, and just swallowed the game winning block. It's borderline inappropriate .

[Ros Gold-Onwude @ROSGO21]

Good evening. I know the game is over. I’d like to further discuss the pull up logo three in transition in to tie the game and silence the crowd on the road from the 7’4 guy in first OT.
What the actual F*ck?