Colin Wier

Tech lawyer, software/data/AI/open source legal specialist, lover of bad/dad jokes.

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@ChefReactions I 100% agree with this take. There is good food all around London!

I will say it's easy to find Western Europe or Asian, but I've seen in the past five years many new Eastern Europe and Latin American cuisine places! All I've tried have been good!

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@dieworkwear I would like to see the raccoons, pls.

And have you made them outfits yet? I would like to see those as well!

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@skeletired @Ally_Sammarco The Mets celebrated Grimace's birthday by having him pitch back in...June? Before that they were under .500, and as soon as Grimace pitched they went on a 7-win tear. Now he's their good luck charm and prominent since then and now during the playoffs.

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@DrawPlayDave @ArifHasanNFL This is violently disrespectful.

Bravo!

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@PatentMemes 2. The hippopotamus of claim 1, wherein the hippopotamus is "chonky smol".

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@DrawPlayDave That throwback is PHENOMENAL!

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@Angry_Staffer It's the return of "unskew the polls"!

Everything old is new again!

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@ThatmfShaurya @captaincupkicks Potentially.

I...I would like to see Snipe's Blade again. With people who won't murder the plot like in Blade 3. The Blood Rave scene changed my brain chemistry and I would like more!

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@ThatmfShaurya @captaincupkicks It's implied that Hunter B-15, who's now at a level higher than Paradox was, reached in and pulled all the Fox Marvel characters into Wade's reality after Wade said he wanted to do something for them.

And also possibly left all those Deadpool variants with Wade too...

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@rebmasel She got caught and is throwing shit at the wall. This will not go well for her.

May have opened themselves to a subpoena for training and internal processes.

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@DrawPlayDave Did you CONSCIOUSLY or UNCONSCIOUSLY make one of the leopard spots look like Shahid Khan?

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@KeithHancox2 @igorsushko It might be more capitalization on the current fracturing of the GOP. They're all over the place with the Trump felonies and fundraising hole. Biden may have thought he could do this and they wouldn't have the focus to respond.

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@DrawPlayDave Guy who gets mad when he can’t draft a full stack of his favorite team on fantasy football.

We have two of them in our league. Yes, they are the tacos of the league.

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Biz Guy: I talked to that vendor today. Can we put in a share purchase agreement to get a couple board seats by May?

Me: End of May? No.

Biz Guy: No, I mean tomorrow.

Me: Still "No", but now with an angry emoji.

Biz Guy: ...that complicates things.

ME: <internal screaming>

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Sometimes I like to put the leftover chicken on top of the egg carton just to fuck with the poultrygeists.

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@Latefordinner0 @Sadamesoulos_ Tarrasque.

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@howielindsey Me. You know I’m good for it!

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@mandalawyerin As expected as death and taxes.

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@RMFifthCircuit I feel like that asterisk is doing a lot of work...

Then again I’m acclimated now. Cub Scouts had a field day and I was running around in long pants.

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@gavinthomas2015 Shel Silverstein