Smokuba

Make sure Wheeler's late
StripMineBen
@TonyTwoKnives

[Smokuba @ColonDee1]

I dont recognize any "American Pope" who came into power without winning a competition reality tv show

[penne alla gesserit @injoyfruit]

I LOVE BASEBALL I LOVE THE PHILS I AM GOING TO PUKE (COMPLIMENTARY)

[Michael, Champion of Wits @Asmadi42]

President Biden, of course, intended to name Borborygmos Enraged with the Pithing Needle.

The ensuing judge call was appealed to the Supreme Court, where it was upheld with a 6-3 Supreme Verdict.

[Smokuba @ColonDee1]

hey y'all - my friend @gabbybooger is raising money for her orchiectomy! Let's blast this goal out of the water PUH LEEEEEASE https://t.co/VpEHtxZzZq

[Smokuba @ColonDee1]

How do I stop my cat from looking at the eclipse

[Will Sommer @willsommer]

Here's streamer Adin Ross accidentally revealing Andrew Tate's alleged plan to flee Romania — a lawyer for Tate accusers in the UK confirms to me that Ross's video was what prompted Tate's arrest today on concerns that he would become a fugitive. https://t.co/arg9BPNrLS

[Smokuba @ColonDee1]

Forgot to set my out of orfice message now she pregnant

[Smokuba @ColonDee1]

@Asmadi42 CONGRATS GOOD SHIT!!!!!!!

[Michael, Champion of Wits @Asmadi42]

Went 9-2 at EW for 19th place! Decklist below plus the 4 quick reflexes I had to give back to friends

Matchups below

[Smokuba @ColonDee1]

@Asmadi42 @warlocktrash freddie got fingered

[Smokuba @ColonDee1]

@Asmadi42 sorry i thought this was the search bar

[Smokuba @ColonDee1]

@Asmadi42 x's here! get your piping hot x's here!

[Smokuba @ColonDee1]

blue skidoo
overwatch 2

[Smokuba @ColonDee1]

@clumsybitchbaby magenta

[Follow @DannyVegito @KeiferReloaded]

me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum

the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure?

me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]

[Michael, Champion of Wits @Asmadi42]

This past weekend I played in another webcam Regionals for #mhaccg

Today I am home sick from work, so imma tweet about it!

🧵

[Ryan Mullens @Burnt_Taco77]

What's the worst card you have ever played in a constructed deck.

I'll start.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Some of the best jokes from my Comedy Central set 🤙