Colonel D. Beers

I’ll kill him if you don’t follow me.

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

Checking twitter the morning after Halloween like “Come on… there’s gotta be titties around here somewhere…”

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

@MattisRedacted Go fuck yourself 😄

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

Can you get banned for having “Free Tibet? Buddy, Mao already did!” on your Hinge bio?

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

I haven’t tried dating since I was in college and when I go back to Hinge I find out my old account was banned but I haven’t even used it in 2 years? I never even harassed or trolled any of the ladies on there?

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

@cleveland_81287 @GrimBurden Did you literally just hit me with the twitter nerd version of “Fuck me? Fuck you!”?

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

@cleveland_81287 @GrimBurden You’re being willingly obtuse as hell here lol.

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

@MoxieBoosted

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@SakakiIsCute @agraybee Yeah but the Mao propagandizing in China is correct. 😎

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Flávio declares himself the "true elected president of Brazil" in a new letter.

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

@Michael96451896 @JohnRad15 Do you have any idea how biased and skewed most economists are with this graph bullshit?

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@estherzelda0514 @IhabHassane No we want Israel to not exist.

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

If I could create Apartheid for Disney adults I would do it.

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

@ArmenianStalin2 Peruvian and Japanese sounds like it would be a possibility on paper but you couldn’t be more wrong.

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

@FilipFM99 @mrDwayneHarris @powerfulwizerd You think it’s a good thing that the former Soviet Union was turned into a sex slave state for American investors to siphon dry?

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@deezhawn Libgen

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@mrDwayneHarris @powerfulwizerd BOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

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@GargleMyBalls_ I will swipe the soap bar between my booty cheeks like a credit card as much as I want to!

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@MugiwaraDGoofy I’m starting to think Luffy’s idea of freedom is emancipation from Japanese social customs.

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

@peachofababy Choppelganger?

[Colonel D. Beers @ColonelDBeers]

Yo cuando Trump finalmente se muera.