ColonelK0rn

Destroyer of machines, and finder of things.

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@DudespostingWs Relatable

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@rubbermaid any chance I could get the Roughneck step-stool warrantied that my wife bought when she was pregnant with our son? It finally gave up the ghost this morning when I was looking for some spices above the stove.

BTW, my son will be 30 this year 😂

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@ABC

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@NASCAR_Trucks @NASCAR @CarsonHocevar @TXMotorSpeedway Congratulations @CarsonHocevar ! What a commanding win, great job! I know @garret_1320 is gonna be fired up too.

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@centraldopeiche @elonmusk I thought that was duct tape but I then realized it was a hotdog LMAO

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@elonmusk

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@ManderfieldsHB I sure hope ownership plans on raising compensation for all of your employees at the Michael’s Drive location with the huge surge in potential customers. No doubt there’s been increased sales already, construction workers love doughnuts 🍩.

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@Oahu_DEM

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@NWSGreenBay 12” with 24” drifts an hour ago in New London, WI #ryanhallyall #yallometer

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@NWSGreenBay

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9” in New London, WI over 12 hours. Ran into the backyard where drifts aren’t as high, but there’s at least 24” on the western side of the house. Lightning hit a radio tower about two hours ago, which was terrifying but also awesome to see.#ryanhallyall #yallometer

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Correction, drifts aren’t on the Eastern side of the house. It’s been a challenge to use the snowblower this morning without getting covered in snow and sleet. But it’s worth it to help those in need too

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9” in New London, WI over 12 hours. Ran into the backyard where drifts aren’t as high, but there’s at least 24” on the western side of the house. Lightning hit a radio tower about two hours ago, which was terrifying but also awesome to see.#ryanhallyall #yallometer

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@stoolpresidente @RepoleStable @nobull 10.5 men’s. Let’s go!

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@DrClownPhD Holy shit, that’s horrible

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@barstoolsports Also, Christianos in Appleton makes a great pie. Lots of beer options as well.

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@barstoolsports If you ever get up to Green Bay/Fox Valley area, give Jolly Rogers in New London a shot, and Stuc’s in Appleton also. Stuc’s has a good deep dish, go light on sauce, and chicken bacon ranch at Jolly Rogers. There are a TON of pizza options here, but not many reviews.

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@AllynPaul @Wendys At this rate, beer is cheaper

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@elonmusk https://t.co/EtbzM4DPfm

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@EpicWarz Super chicken is stackin’ bodies

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@EpicWarz Annie, you are not OK