Christian Eaton

Yogi, entreprenuer, dancer, recreationalist, & lover of life! ✨🙌✨

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@AlpacaAurelius Maybe it was https://t.co/dcglei3Jxi?

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@GerberKawasaki So we’re at that stage in the cycle where good news doesn’t mean anything, eh?

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@camhigby I used to feel the same way, arguing for their use.

However I noticed that there are safeguards that are missing and their technologies are being abused against citizens.

In their current state they are not safe to have free rein on our streets. I would like to see that change

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@AlpacaAurelius Toad & co has some good organic cotton shorts!

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@RedKarat73 @Rainmaker1973 I do the same with Instacart flowers from Costco!

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@GovPressOffice Looking pretty slick there Gavin!

How much snake oil have you sold this month?

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@RealCryptoFace @Fidelity Fidelity and Schwab customer service for the win for reals.

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@nic_carter @TMTLongShort You can add this to the list:

https://t.co/AiIYq0ridE

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: House Republicans abruptly canceled a vote on a resolution directing President Trump to withdraw U.S. forces from Iran or win approval from Congress to continue the war, after it became clear they lacked the votes to defeat the measure. https://t.co/2YCMl8GIbj

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@adamtaggart I notice 2 time periods that stick out on this chart like sore thumbs: the 1960s (1958-1970) and 2010’s (2008-2020).

These times had the highest decline in male workforce participation rate, all other times were more or less stable.

So that begs the question: what happened?!

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@RealCryptoFace Sell in May and fuck off!

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@RealCryptoFace Tobacco and musk

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@heresyfinancial I almost excited these puts to early. Thank God for today’s performance!

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[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@boulderpolice @boulder_fire @BldrCOSheriff @LongmontPS You can’t make this up. Could have seen where this was going!

Suspect arrested for trying to break into cars AND homes. Release suspect 3 hours later instead of having him face consequences or a judge, proceeds to steal a vahicle.

WHo wOulD haVE tHoUgHt?!?!

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@KrissBergTweets Have you ever played in nature bruh?!

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@keithwalkiewicz https://t.co/jfO5nLGGy2 Been taking these for 4 years! Love them!

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@PursueTruth92 💯👏

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@pelositracker @grok, can you help me explain? This $325 strike call was around $355-365 when he placed the trade. The price of the option was around $46-55 and currently sits at $54. Help me explain where he thinks this is going and how it will profit?

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@ants21597 @EZebroni @vrbo WE don’t get to decide, the system dictates what you receive and is refunded etc. I of course wouldn’t expect to keep nor did I keep any funds.

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@EZebroni @vrbo It sounds like a host is wiggling out of it, so I would contact Vrbo and press them on this and urge them that host cancellation pellnalyies should apply in this instance as I have never mentioned I would break any rules in our message history which support can absolutely verify

[Christian Eaton @ColoradoEaton]

@EZebroni @vrbo …going to bring more than the capacity or made me uncomfortable in some way like we’re going to have a party and be disruptive to neighbors or something like that. But whatever it is it needs to be verifiable in your message history.

Any idea wha could have set them off?