Patrick Lavan

Actual rocket scientist. Rock climber. Part-time superhero 🤟🕷🕸.

[Patrick Lavan @ColossaISadness]

Week 1:

Isle of Dogs (2018)

[Patrick Lavan @ColossaISadness]

Deleting Twitter for a while, thanks for destroying my attention span ✌️

[Patrick Lavan @ColossaISadness]

@hadamco_ Idk man the entirety of Toy Story 2 was deleted and only recovered because a woman who’d just had a baby was working from home had the backup saved

[Chelsea Fagan @Chelsea_Fagan]

the entire mental health profession may never recover from the damage that tiktok therapists are doing https://t.co/RQXGaozvIA

[Patrick Lavan @ColossaISadness]

@DailyEdgerunner Good, not every show has to be several seasons of slowly declining quality. If you only have a 10-episode story I totally respect ending it there.

[Coder T @terrenceturner]

Nick Crannon

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

[Patrick Lavan @ColossaISadness]

Fuck I forgot how much coffee slaps. Even though I’ve been pounding energy drinks every day, a single cup of coffee hits me so much harder.

Shame it makes my skin break out so much, I guess it would be too easy if I was just allowed to enjoy something without consequences :/

[eclipsesong @ unemployment era @SailorHannibal]

MAPPA studios dropping this from the scene in case their animators start googling about unions

[Patrick Lavan @ColossaISadness]

Lil spooky joke for y’all this October morn:

Why can’t you get pregnant by having non-consensual sex with a vampire?

Because they can’t cum inside without an invitation.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

[Fandom @getFANDOM]

'Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Chalice of the Gods,' the 6th book in the series, is coming in Sept. 2023 🙌

Percy and his friends are faced with a new quest to earn the godly letters of recommendation he needs for his application to New Rome University

(via @DisneyBooks)

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Dentist: do you eat and drink things

Me: yes

Dentist:

[Patrick Lavan @ColossaISadness]

@PopCrave This is a ridiculous post…

How could you call James Corden a gifted comedian?

[Laura Lux 🦖🪐 @darthlux]

i wish all people who bought 12 properties to turn into full time short term rentals and ruined the housing market a very bankruptcy 🤗

[Outta Sight, But On Your Mind 🤞🏽 @Brooklyn26G42]

She completely gone 🙂😩😩😩

[Patrick Lavan @ColossaISadness]

@BatSuper4