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[ColtProton @ColtProton]

@mattbramanti @isaacyu_ I'd ask if you guys have Waymos but even if so, the odds of the Chronicle being wrong are probably higher than that of a driverless car being involved.

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

@ingelramdecoucy Mediocre minds think alike.
https://t.co/CvBSyY8IS1

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

Pope Stephen VI to Formosus:

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

Pope Stephen VI to Formosus:

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

Democratic Operatives at work digging up an October surprise before the midterms

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

@WeaponOutfitter lol
https://t.co/v8B6lyRDYQ

[Daniel Heinen @heinenbros]

Someone sent this in as part of a job application and I’m not sure what to do

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

Incredible Ivan Chesnokov parody

[Trash Panda 🦝 @trashpandaemoji]

WHY YOU WANT 384-BIT RANDOM FOR EMUDHRA KEY? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM KEY GENERATION CEREMONY IN BENGALURU WITH HUMAN ERROR? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH MOZILLA OR GOOGLE ROOT PROGRAM! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH DENNIS JACKSON, TRADE STORY OF MANY CERTIFICATE REVOKED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR CRYPTOGRAPHY!

OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER GENERATE KEY IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE INDIAN INTERMEDIATE CERTIFICATE, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT BIG NUMBER FROM HARDWARE RANDOM. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF WESTERN CRYPTO PURIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM SIMPLE BYTE. YOU PUT PROPER ENTROPY OF AMERICAN HSM ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT FULL 384-BIT SCALAR OF RFC ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT HARDWARE SECURITY MODULE ON BOTTOM SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY WITH SECURE ENCLAVE. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO OF PROPER RANDOMNESS ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF CERTIFICATE OF EMUDHRA, NO?

CERTIFICATE IS FINE. YOU FUCK IT WITH BIG INTEGERS, IT ONLY GET SLOW AND YOU STILL NO HIT ANY WEBSITE WITH FORGED CERT. GO TO LAPTOP, PRACTICE WITH MANY LOOP OF 0 TO 255. THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB SHIT PUT ON SIDE OF PRIVATE KEY. ONE KEY IS NUMBER 4. OTHER IS 56, 66, 115. IS FINE. BROWSERS BLOCK IT NOW BUT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR EIGHTEEN MONTHS.

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

@SirajAHashmi I guess we know Trump doesn't have prostate issues.

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

I need passive aggressive income, like a vending machine for pitbulls.

[Plausibly Deniable @PD_EXP]

"Passive income" doesn’t exist. If someone tells you it does, check the link in their bio - they’re trying to sell you a course.

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

GETTING CREAMY WITH THE HOMIES

[punished ctg @CTGvvon11]

This is the coolest thing ever for 45 year old conservatives

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

engine engine engine engine in my

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

I think BioWare went out of business because their entire customer base got AIDS and died after sitting through this scene

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

@ingelramdecoucy You don't understand. Pai clogged the tubes and it's taken this long to reach the breaking point.

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

@ingelramdecoucy I for one am deeply offended that they would sare insinuate that fathers are stronger or better than mothers and I expect all feminists to join me in denouncing the IRGC.

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

Good use of AI if it works: unsubscribing from IRL mailing lists

[Sister Anne @nunblogger]

Please, whoever you are, stop mass mailing all of these cheap religious articles! Every Catholic in the US must have 20 of each!

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

There are maybe two other people in the world who will understand the references here.

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

Proton Competition at Barcelona be like

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Trying to get my act together so I went to a community center gym that has a lap pool and I did two FULL laps (4 lengths of the pool) before having a cardiac arrest.

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

Google shoulda just said "yes".

[kache @yacineMTB]

Absolute joke of a company

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

I should start 23&me for art so AI-ists can determine artistic purity.

"Damnit this piece used AI six generations ago, guess I'm gonna get kicked off artfront"

[Jon Stokes @jon_stokes]

lol this is completely insane... such a bizarre purity culture around this issue.

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

A poorly-regulated society requires a well-regulated internal piston rifle.

[Ron Rule @ronrule]

Next time a leftist tells you “Nobody needs an AR15” or “Nobody needs a 30 round magazine” show them this video.

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

@Rebels_Raiders Does draftkings have an over/under on the number of times the phrase "killed in the streets" was used?

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

@ingelramdecoucy How dare this shop make Jewish food during a GENOCIDE

[ColtProton @ColtProton]

Everytown dude definitely misuses the pov meme.

[Kostas Moros @MorosKostas]

"We've got some first-person shooter footage like it's a videogame"

Has Greg played a videogame? This isn't first person.