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[ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇ @LAxFLAME]

Gucci Mane dropped a 80 song album wtf 😭😭

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

I recently came across data on who we spend our time with over the course of our lives.

The insights are simultaneously inspiring and depressing.

Here are 6 graphs everyone needs to see:

[Alanis King @alanisnking]

Can you imagine spending $44 billion to do this to yourself

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks

They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume

Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed

Here’s examples of just how good they were

[ًًًًًًًًًًً @bioojaysic]

are you blocked by these accounts?

[Tati @bossedupyati]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[@jxf.me (Bluesky) / [email protected] (Mastodon) @jxxf]

Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Please…my son. He’s very sick.

[m’arty @maddiewazowski]

you let the bedbugs bite????? after i specifically told you not to??

[Netflix @netflix]

Shrek, Princess Fiona, and Donkey welcome you back to The Kingdom of Far Far Away.

Shrek and Shrek 2 are now on Netflix

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

fuck da real world all my homies playing elden ring

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

i just want to say i’m disappointed in modern architecture and it’s distinct lack of gargoyles

[Colm Flynn @colmflynnire]

For the past 20 years I've received a Valentines card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year. First my granny dies and now this.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

they did the Matrix on a cow

[PAUL @RAVENSCOON]

the CDC says that if you’ve ever drank wine out of a bag from a stranger at a music festival you are now immune to coronavirus

[trash jones @jzux]

if you gave elmo three beers and a bang energy drink i bet he’d say some really fucked up stuff

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

If Gandalf didn’t want Frodo to put on the ring he shouldn’t have called it “quite cool” when he gave it to him