Colton Toews

just chillin wby

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

Hey everyone read this funny article I wrote for @PointsinCase
https://t.co/Yy8o1blmge

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

I don’t know how to explain it, but i find it disturbing how big the tongue actually is…

[trash jones @jzux]

if you fed yoda a Diet Coke i bet you $60 he would explode on impact

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

Shakespeare wrote comedies… that makes him a silly Billy

[Chandler Levack @clevack]

he was in the amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

Ugh.. so late with changing my tires this year. Just took off my winters

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

Back in February, I was a pallbearer at my grandpa’s funeral. That night I wrote a fiction short story inspired by the experience.

The final version of that story, in all its sad and silly glory, has been published in @KithisThe . Read below :)

https://t.co/r4dp0tPsPA

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

Me trying to decide what to watch:

Tubi or not Tubi?

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

Skip some Dons with me or $500k

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

When the dentist looks in your mouth and says “oh you poor thing” you know shit aint gonna be fun

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

When i die, take my body to vegas and have my funeral hosted by elvis

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

@ChrisKeysBeats Is that you singing on “Stir Crazy” and “Lemon Tree”? Either way, they’re amazing. If these songs is what a slow process results in, I’d say it’s working 🔥❤️

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

Think I’ll wait and see what the longterm effects of covid are before getting it

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

So I hear they're renaming it X....... I'm like, Y?

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

@HerFavColor @WaxonWoon @scottpwrs Fair enough, but your production on Her Favorite Colo(u)r is some next-level stuff

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

@video_dave Your raps and @controllerseven beats are a perfect combination. This album is fun, hopeful, and graceful. Great work 🔥

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

Violence on tv is a real problem. I went and saw the Mario movie with my little cousin. Since then he’s spent all week stomping on turtles

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

Guess no ones smoking at the ledge this year huh

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

Just found out im dating pete davidson

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

@rumannatan Id see it moreso as an opportunity for you to sell them your “NFTs” (any ol jpeg will do)

[Colton Toews @ColtonToews]

As the great Hemingway said, “There is nothing to writing. All you do is open up your Notes app and bleed.”