local fae creature

haunted by Phar Lap's stuffed corpse

[local fae creature @Combination_NC]

@tumblr I haven't posted on twitter for many, many years, but here I am, because the update is THAT bad. I don't see much point in getting into all the reasons since I doubt you'll read any, but in the case you do read our comments, others have said it better than I could. Please listen.

[local fae creature @Combination_NC]

@Gavlebocken Mood.

[Gävlebocken @Gavlebocken]

2023 vibes.

[local fae creature @Combination_NC]

@Gavlebocken I... is that your skull? Is that your actual skull I see sticking out? Oh, dear.

[local fae creature @Combination_NC]

@Gavlebocken Look, we can fix this. Just put on some more ribbon to cover the... somewhat thin spots.

[Tanka Jahari @jodileighbee]

I've hardly slept cause I've become an expert on this submarine, this has become my entire life, send me down there #Titanic

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

FOX MULDER: Over 20 reported killer whale attacks in the month of May. The whales worked in tandem. Do you know what this means, Scully?

DANA SCULLY: No.

FOX MULDER: The attacks were orca-strated. Scully? Did you hear me? They were or-

DANA SCULLY: I’ll be in the car, Mulder.

[rob dubbin @robdubbin]

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

[local fae creature @Combination_NC]

where is the outrage for blood and glitter, I ask

[local fae creature @Combination_NC]

@EstherAsn @belesanje No, we do have that kind of music, it sadly just doesn't win Melodifestivalen, which is needed in order to go to Eurovision.

[🐞 @virtuemoired]

feeling totally normal about this !!!!

[local fae creature @Combination_NC]

@PendragonBea Baby elephant meets water.

[Lady Alexis Raine @StebMcDreb]

"and as the year draws to a close it looks like elon musk has narrowly beaten liz truss to claim the title of most embarrassed person of 2022 at the last minu-BY GOD IT'S ANDREW TATE WITH A STEEL CHAIR"

[local fae creature @Combination_NC]

@MarkSnowden108 @EconomicRamblin @DawgHawk509 @HaysKali kindergarten playtime? well, I guess that explains why he's acting like a spoiled child having a tantrum

[Rhyskrispies @RhysKrispies]

@CleverOscarDev @HaysKali Bricks are easily replaceable in a building but if you take 3000 of them out at the same time you have a problem

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

kind of heckin wild to think if you put a rock in a chair and said 'ok now manage this company' it would have done a much better job running twitter and would have saved billions of dollars

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

funny enjoy I HAVE SAID ALL THESE THINGS BEFORE but nobody took them seriously because it was not the end of times

[local fae creature @Combination_NC]

I know we technically have bigger issues at hand, like losing fifteen years of history, politics, important documentation of revolutions and war crimes etc but

all I can think is, hey, did anyone get a backup of all of Chuck Tingle's account?