Laura "Apparently of Good Character&Fitness” Lyons

Comedian at law

[Laura "Apparently of Good Character&Fitness” Lyons @ComedianLLyons]

@Stickthebrick @shirtsthtgohard I want that shirt

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@Adjective_J I’m so happy to hear this, you deserve good things my funny friend

[Laura "Apparently of Good Character&Fitness” Lyons @ComedianLLyons]

It’s true though. Most dudes that r@pe aren’t admitting it into a microphone

[Laura "Apparently of Good Character&Fitness” Lyons @ComedianLLyons]

@Adjective_J Say goodbye to the people who might miss me, and tell them I love them. Clean my apartment and organize so that no one else has to.

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@AndrewHilaryUS @AndrewHiIaryUS Mimicry is the highest form of flattery

[Laura "Apparently of Good Character&Fitness” Lyons @ComedianLLyons]

@emeraldcitycon my dudes, this guy literally organized the comedy show and his name is on the poster. Cmon, give him a pass #ECCC #ECCC2023 #comedy #wow

[Silas @silaslaughs]

’m looking forward to doing my Real Nerds of comedy show @emeraldcitycon Saturday at 2pm. I hope I can do it, but they don’t have a badge for me. Have them for everyone else, just not me. Having trouble finding a live person to help and talk to me. I’m standing at will call.

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Democrats be like: I actually don’t care if 100% of Ohioans die because only 45% of them voted for Joe Biden.

[Laura "Apparently of Good Character&Fitness” Lyons @ComedianLLyons]

@Adjective_J So what I’m saying is yeah slide into those DMs

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@Adjective_J When I was 19, I drunkenly hit up a bully and was just like— “what the hell was all that? That was messed up.” He actually apologized. He also reminded me that we were all kids with no skills, and that perspective helped me forgive and let go.

[Laura "Apparently of Good Character&Fitness” Lyons @ComedianLLyons]

@Adjective_J It’s always muffin top season when I’m wearing the right jeans

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I guess technically nicotine does free your mind in that you don’t have a mind once you’re dead.

[Laura "Apparently of Good Character&Fitness” Lyons @ComedianLLyons]

@AndrewHilaryUS A pocket pussy. You’re welcome.

[Black to the Future @Adjective_J]

I call white people racist to their face all the time. I've called cops racist. Last time, the cop punched me in the stomach while my hands were cuffed. He got mad when I pointed out his violent reaction to a Black person calling him racist just proved my point.

[Laura "Apparently of Good Character&Fitness” Lyons @ComedianLLyons]

@Adjective_J Glad you’re here!!!

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@SoupBowlerChris What’s the password

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@DeadairDennis Omg thank you so much 💕

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Sup y’all someone said I can practice law so here we goooooo

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@Adjective_J How else would you get to another county across the pond if you’re on the no fly list?

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@cymrogav I played through the puzzle games Inside and Limbo, both created by Play Dead. They’re pretty short but I loved them. I also played Undertale this year and if you haven’t played that, I highly recommend it.