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There is no problem that cannot be solved with baseball, bacon, or both.

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They're so cute!

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@BrettKollmann @C0L0N3LSANDRS59 World Cup after dark! They won't know what hit them

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@BrettKollmann You know, 82 million, 0, same thing.

I want this guy scoring my golf games

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@allthekenz Obviously you don't know ball if you think that this 2-point conversion wasn't the reason they missed a field goal later and allowed an OT TD and 2-point conversion /s

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@BrandonPerna Sorry, I just don't think there's a way to make a joke with this name

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@Joe_Fann I mean, he took us farther than any M's team has gone last year. We're not even a month into this season. I'm stressed and depressed right now, but not panicking about him. Yet.

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@meowiners @allthekenz I demand compensation for my time and mental wellbeing

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@MarinersONTap Disappointing for sure, but I will do the illegal and be optimistic for a minute: both were playoff teams last year. Cleveland just beat the reigning champions on the road after splitting with us. The Yankees are good again. We gave them their only loss so far. We'll be fine

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@G0ffThew @nyaraVT They're not mutually exclusive. Both are definitely factors

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@therealstickels @ANerdNamedJerry That's its hidden ability. It let's you wrassle

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@Leleo2211 @JoyBoyTheories I mean, they tried to kick Garling out of the room when he came to tell them that he was an Elder now. It's not THAT far-fetched to say they wouldn't normally let Shamrock in

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@RogersBase My dumb ass saw this and went "that's clearly Yoshi, what the hell are they talking about?"

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@G0ffThew That was not the s-word he used in the translation I read lol

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@UrinatingTree Hooray for lack of transparency!

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RT if your team has won multiple Super Bowls!

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RT if your team won the Super Bowl

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The Seahawks have won the Super Bowl.

They weren’t about to Seattle for anything less.

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@BrandonPerna See, Raiders? This is the guy who won the award over Kubiak. You should hire him instead. I'm sure he'd look great in silver and black

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@ChasingSnyder @allthekenz I get the sentiment, but the sentence is hilarious

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@UrinatingTree @penguins Just for that, they're gonna blow multi-goal leads harder

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@Spoon4pres @JRobinson297 It's an ugly patch too