Dapper Alligator

Polyresin alligator. Former novelty toilet paper holder.

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The graphic for writing Twitter posts is a feather, which seems much too elegant for this platform. It is my belief that this graphic should be replaced with a chimp's hand smashing a turd against a megaphone.

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@knuke24 @Acyn Elon would have your ass ground into paste and sold if he thought he could make a single buck off it. Good luck bro.

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@TonyDiMeo1370 @EmmaVigeland So the choice was between a standard politician and a rapist who lied about Haitians eating peoples pets? There isn't any excuse.

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@Politics_Polls Lmao

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@AnaKasparian Ana, if you're going down the Dave Rubin grift wagon you need to make it less obvious.

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@ryangrim @krystalball Being reasonable on one issue doesn't make someone a "friend" when that same person is doing everything in their power to rob women of their bodily autonomy. Give me a break dude.

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@ryangrim I think you've lost it, Ryan.

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@ninaturner @KamalaHarris You would know a lot about winning national elections I guess.

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@thehill He is correct

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@birrion Way to go comrade, you just voted for an abortion ban and gave Netanyahu the vote he wanted. Very mindful of community and your fellow citizens to base your vote on temporary Twitter clout.

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@delmoi @ryangrim It's a dumb question at job interviews and it's a dumb question to ask at a Town Hall.

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@thehill Why didn't you quote the part about how "how daddy needs to come home and give his daughter a vigorous spanking that hurts her more than him"?

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@ryangrim This is a reasonable answer?

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@charliekirk11 It hasn't been debunked you creepy gremlin.

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@Acyn MORE OF THIS.

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@forward_reason @MrUnionYes @MaxKennerly I don't know if it's a smart strategy or not but the race isn't the same as 2016.

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@forward_reason @MrUnionYes @MaxKennerly Not exactly -- Obama would do regular outreach to Republicans as well. Hillary Clinton had a favoribility rating of -10 whereas Kamala's is +1 to +5 depending on where you look. I also don't recall a lot of Republicans actually endorsing Clinton in 2016.

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@rclark98 Yeah, every problem they run into is ultimately a result of John's actions. Very nuanced characters.

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@KaoticLeftist Destiny is a cruel and hateful brat. His only actual conviction is to receive attention by any means necessary.

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@rodrigo_peligro @miguel4congress @vanillaopinions Yeah we want the same thing brother. Just have different perspectives on how to get there. I hope one day we figure it out.

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@eternallyRaq @bbbennyndajetss I canvassed and phonebanked for Bernie in both elections. He lost because the left didn't show up in numbers they need to. It's heartbreaking but this is where people are at, sadly.

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@eternallyRaq @bbbennyndajetss Anecdotally I do know Republicans who have crossed over at my job. Most won't but it's reasonable to anticipate enough on the margins to eke out a win.