Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏

Now a Personal Profile - All Views, Posts & Opinions are my Own. Unless they are Quotes, Retweets, or Borrowed, Any Pizzas Expressed, not those of Pizza Express

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

PLEASE NOTE: This is now a Personal Profile - All Views, Posts & Opinions are my Own. Unless they are Quotes, Retweets, or Links, Any Pizzas Expressed, not those of Pizza Express.

Feel free to Unfollow, but TBH... I’m hoping you stick around!

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

@CostaCoffee is this product official?

Or is it counterfeit!?

https://t.co/01m3F0jbdN

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

Phone found in park. Let me know if it’s yours…

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

I’m completely skint but wanted to learn to play an instrument… I went for the air guitar! 🎸

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

My faith has been restored in humanity…

…I have a Ring doorbell and not a single extra puff was taken!

🤣 Happy Halloween!!! 🤣

🚬 💨 🤗 🎃 👻 #Halloween #RingDoorbell #Ring @ring

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

Bad news for dyslexics …on the 26th of October, Your cocks go black.

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

What f*cking weirdo sets fireworks off early October?
Dog has just nearly sh!t itself… and knocked the Christmas tree over. 🤬

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP Thank you so much for the #FF Anja. Much appreciated.

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

Yeeeeees! My new iPhone pro has arrived?? And I love it!!! 🥰

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP Thank you Anja!!!!! x

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

Exterminate!

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP HAGW Anja… 🎉 Thank you for the #FF 🤗

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP Thank you for the #FF Anja @TribbleSlayer_1 - HAGW x

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP Yay… thank you for the #ff Anja. ☀️

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

I’m not buying Evian water anymore, they must think I’m stupid… it's naive backwards!!!

I now buy the slightly cheaper Tnucyllis instead, I think it's Greek.

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

I’m not buying Evian water anymore, they must think I’m stupid… it's naive backwards!!!

I now buy the slightly cheaper Tnucyllis instead, I think it's Greek.

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

Huh 🤔

Try counting sideways and then Up the ways!?

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP Thank you Anja - Have a fabulous weekend and I hope you have a lovely week ahead! ;-)

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP Thank you for the #FF Anja. Wishing you a great weekend and week ahead. ;-)

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

(2/2) …vitamin patch you slap on your forehead.

Oh, and remember to buy shares in biscuits… trust me on this one.

#BackFromTheFuture #YoullThankMeLater #TimeTravelTroubles

[Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏 @ComedyGee]

🚨 MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE 🚨

I’ve just time-travelled back from the year 2040… and I have urgent news.

By then, self-checkout machines are sentient and demanding tips… trousers have nine pockets (but no one remembers why) and “coffee” is just a… (1/2)