Hey everyone- if you want to hear me being interviews for an hour of me talking with my good friend and mentor Dan Holzman, you can check it out in the link below. We cover topics like my rebellious childhood, struggles on the road, my old duo and my creative process.
Hey everyone- if you want to hear me being interviews for an hour of me talking with my good friend and mentor Dan Holzman, you can check it out in the link below. We cover topics like my rebellious childhood,... https://t.co/0b1fcLUgAs
Here are two cool shots from my performances at the moisture fest last month. #comedystuntshow#moisturefestival#comedy#weird @ Seattle, Washington — in Seattle, WA, United States https://t.co/3wQDoekGW3
Hey folks- here is a little sneak peak of my appearance on Evening Magazine to promote the Moisture Festival. Be sure to watch the show and get tickets to see some great artsy this years festival. https://t.co/hOYmJxE0Xe
Matt Baker is probably the Whitest name ever.. I have never shown up to meet someone for the first time and they were like, “Oh.. I thought you were Japanese." It is possible to have Japanese-American dude... https://t.co/v45by73AiX
For a while my parents didn’t understand what I did, so they just assumed I sold drugs. Then when my Dad saw me performing my bowling ball trick on National TV and he asked, “what happened to that drug thing?”
I am the youngest kid of 4 and I was the biggest disappointment for the longest time, you can’t imagine how excited I was when my brother became a professional ballroom dancer. That’s when my dad stopped saying... https://t.co/kUVO4fxysP
I was a professional a hackysack player for 5 years which is not a very impressive job when you tell people what you do. – They assume you’ve misspoke.
I hate first class. I hate the idea of dividing people based off of how much money they have. I’m anti-class... at least that’s what my Ex used to say all the time.
I live in a place where pot is legal and plastic straws are illegal. Who would’ve thunk that getting high would ever be easier than getting a sip of water.
I like having a big beard because it seems to be the only thing about a man’s appearance that other men will compliment you on. You hear “nice beard” way more from other guys then you ever hear, “I love your shoes”.
Just saw a guy in a red convertible bumping some Jay-Z loud and then the rap got interrupted to tell him to turn left in 100 ft. Even thugs need to know where to go.