I don’t want to #escape from this cell.
It’s tiny, and it stinks, and the one chair isn’t particularly comfortable.
But I’m alone here, at peace with my thoughts, enjoying the hum of white noise in the ceiling.
There’s a rap at the door.
“Mommy?”
Sigh. Flush.
#vss365
I jog through the valley of the shadow of death. I fear no evil, because of my morning breath. Dragon hellos #escape when my jaws unhinge. Passerby gasp for air with their facial hair singed. If you see me and I have little to say, just wave and stay on your way.#iComic#vss365
I'll bite, @fuller_edward . Here is my favorite joke:
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
A visit from the Ethics Committee and immediate suspension of funding.
#FriComic
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no arms and no legs? STILL NO EYE DEER. You’re welcome. #FriComic Corn acceptance program!