Josh Branham

Kentucky Comedian in Queens

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

Me in the morning: I’m just going to avoid twitter completely today.

Me 5 minutes later:

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

@ComedienneMsPat These replies 😂😂

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

@joshgondelman @desusnice appreciate the shout out, bro. actually got out thursday lol….need anything?

[Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal]

The HUSKY BOY special is now officially live on YouTube. Go scope it! Give it some love! Share it! I love all of y’all!
https://t.co/igZr8UB58e

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

@RexChapman Gotta stay low when you back into the post.

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

Summer of Dave!

[dave waite @davewaitecomedy]

This saturday in Dayton Ky https://t.co/1Skb5WSvm8

[dave waite @davewaitecomedy]

This saturday in Dayton Ky https://t.co/1Skb5WSvm8

[Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal]

Huge news! My first comedy album is coming out August 29th. I’m so proud of every aspect of this thing and there’s so many people to thank but for right now you can pre-save this baby on Spotify and soon pre-order it on iTunes and Amazon. Jokes forever!
https://t.co/SpOyUZwLCO

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

@drewshirleymd Just Let Go on the playlist today?

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

#TheGoldenBachelor “50 Divorcees fighting for that cured meat, join us this Fall!”

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

@GarbageApe @RexChapman Every now and then I’m reminded Owen still exists and I remember the first thing he ever said to me was “I’m engaged to Christina Ricci.” Not his name, his fiancées. She dumped him a few months later

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

No, I did NOT fart at my desk and blame it on the wildfires. I AM AN INNOCENT MAN

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

@TomAThakkar @stollemache @MikeMacRaeMike There’s no reason to besmirch shoe carnival. I met my first girlfriend there, she was barking that day

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

Destro strikes first🔫🔫

[The Associated Press @AP]

In his official presidential bid, Mike Pence said voters will be faced with the same choice he made on January 6: to pick between Donald Trump or the Constitution.

He said, "I chose the Constitution and I always will."

https://t.co/p8Qrn5Left

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

@AmberSmelson Going to a BBQ manana and this reminded me how fucking good grilled peaches are. #BYOP

[Brent Terhune in Little Rock 7.30-8.1 @BrentTerhune]

I hate all these online recipes where you have to hear the person’s life story first. I just wanna make a Molotov cocktail.

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

@UberFacts Marilyn Monroe.

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

@birbigs @joshgondelman Was there last night as well, another fantastic show! Masterful. A metronome cannot match your precision.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Nike is dropping my shoe contract due to over 13,000 insults I directed at mommas between March 4th of 1978 and last night. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time.

[Josh Branham @ComicJosh]

.@UKFootball We should start kicking on 1st downs. I think the 4th down thing is what's throwing him off

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Here's the set!