Paul Hoover

Video editor by day, comedian by night.

[Paul Hoover @ComicPaulHoover]

@SInow Complete BS. They would have kicked the FG. He never had a chance to catch the ball. We'll never know if the Eagles would have won, but they were robbed of the opportunity to win. This could have gone down as the best Super Bowl. Because of the ref's this will be the most sketch.

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@bouje @LorneEC3 Winner. Hit the nail on the head.

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@SinceBlues @alxmrvnclrk @DanRShafer Laughably average? So, a 'laughably average' team took Game 1 in your own building. Then lead wire-to-wire in Game 4 with their best player out, and yours in for 2/3 of the game. So by your own admission, the Bucks are worse than 'laughably average.' Point taken.

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@pennjillette @BookCameo Thank you so much sir from the heart of my bottom. Your video for Faith and I was amazing and hit the nail on the head. Always been a fan and after this even more so. Anyone considering doing this, absolutely should. Less than 24 hours completed and done to absolute perfection.

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@Charalanahzard @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Highly unlikely. He loses his ability to appoint his Supreme Court Justice, and his ability to hold his rally's. Saying it's no big deal isn't a game changer for the election. If for some reason you're right, he's shooting himself in both feet so he can run better.

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@RohanJoshi_UK07 @RhomaMcguire @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS He loses his ability to appoint his Supreme Court Justice or stump for the election in the meantime. Very implausible.

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@EWErickson Kudos to Erick Erickson who had an amazing first hour today trying to bring unity. I'm seeing a different part of the man than I usually do. This liberal salutes you sir for doing your part toning down the rhetoric and attempting to bring us all together as Americans.

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@skanky_s @BarackObama So how is Russia this time of year?

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@Dollfaceaesthe2 @BarackObama A politician speaking about a politician? How dare he?

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@1980MiracleTeam @GoldenKnights @JimCraigUSA @MERUZIONE @OC_JACKOC @silkinetics @usahockey @NHLNetwork Showing up at a Trump political rally is a partisan gesture. Wearing the hats politicized it even more and you all know it. I will never view you the same way after this publicity stunt where your accomplishments were not celebrated, but hijacked for hyperpartisan propaganda.

[Paul Hoover @ComicPaulHoover]

@1980MiracleTeam @GoldenKnights @JimCraigUSA @MERUZIONE @OC_JACKOC @silkinetics @usahockey @NHLNetwork Showing up at a Trump political rally is a partisan gesture. Wearing the hats politicized it even more and you all know it. I will never view you the same way after this publicity stunt where your accomplishments were not celebrated, but hijacked for hyperpartisan propaganda.

[Paul Hoover @ComicPaulHoover]

I want to thank Todd Gurley ending my season 3 years ago when he ran for 6 TD's against me, and tonight scoring 1.9 points.

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@realDonaldTrump There. I fixed it for you.

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There. I fixed it for you. #Trump #MuellerReport #Collusion #BarrCoverUp #Obstruction #FromRussiaWithLove #Putin

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Love me some Grubhub, but God forbid anything is missing. Won't do anything but refund missing food even if it means you had to eat $40 of Red Lobster desert sand for dinner because your soup and sauces you ordered and were charged for never arrived. Epic fail. Both of you.

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Always remember to some in your life nothing you do will ever be good enough. And some of these are the closest to you.

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"Honest Question: So with the government shutdown and budgeting for 2019 under way, will Trump still need his back-pay when it's finally over?" - Putin

[Paul Hoover @ComicPaulHoover]

Either you meet people where they are, or you've never met them.