Commander Barnsworth

Observing society integrating their foundational beliefs with hyperbolic engagement bait posts and content.

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@justalexoki Idk man, this being a “slave” gig kinda slaps. About to finish Re1 looking forward to REV!

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@yumi8228 The fact that the debate is happening from within the fanbase should be evidence enough that the design was the wrong choice. It’s off-putting.

Everything else about the character and gameplay looks great. +10% on the facial maturity slider and you have an iconic MC

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@SilverNightbane @AI_EmeraldApple All of these women look like adults… your argument is not working

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@WeskerIsRight You’re ignoring that cosplayers mature facial structure. She still looks young but doesn’t have baby features. It just look off putting and doesn’t match the character at all. 10% increase on maturity slider and you have another icon like 2B

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@StellarBlade Yall were super close to creating an iconic character that transcends the underground fanbase, if you only increased the facial maturity slider by literally 10%.

Perhaps that was the goal who knows. Seems retarded honestly.

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@SynthPotato Nothing to do with five. Legit just marketing 101. REV is a catchy acronym.

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@shoe0nhead @KyleKulinski Height diff. Get mogged lil bro.

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@CoachDanGo The range is .6-.8MAX for normal people(NOT bodybuilders), It’s not 1g per pound. You’re making people fat. Overall post is good. Take out the 1g it’s primitive bro science.

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@daltonleepruitt X-files clears all this bullshit, not even close.

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@SFBDim I don’t think you guys quite understand the magic that separates RE from other survival horror slop.

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@velviannee That re9 is framed-poster-level perfection.

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@dread_stunlock @DarthMicroT Can’t tell if bait or retarded

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@VitoComedy Losing Ozzy hit them all very hard. Let them be. Find better engagement bait.

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@Awk20000 Imagine being the type of pussy to unironically use the acronym AAVE. Actual miserable autist behavior.

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@LilyPichu Intrusive thoughts and philosophies were given a platform with social media

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@original_twiggy @M0BILESUITZER0 Unfortunately people don’t know how to argue anymore. One can only hope it’s mostly engagement bait. At the end of the day I’m intrigued by the movie but we all know how anime adaptations are lmao.

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@Anime Can you leftists with glasses stop using entertainment as real life debate points? When entertainers say they’re apolitical they mean IN REAL LIFE.

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@nmplol @PlayHighguard Stop copying Phin bruh. Btw I recommend the punching down podcast. Also highguard mid.

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@0xCAFEBEEF It depends on what level of baldness you have. If it’s horseshoe bald and you didn’t catch it early it’s gg. Just shave it off and get a personality.